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Watching a Danish feed and an advert just shouted slur spurt at me with giant letters?!

Just the females I repel and disgust then. Phew...

Didn't mind the spelky one in the end other than the fact I was a 20+ year old with virgin in 8 inch high letters written on my chest.

The belgrano went down quicker than that fat hi viz shit

God that's hideous.

Played competently against a poor side with some good performances from colback, Perez, de Jong and a tidy finish from late sub Armstrong. Been comfortable - can't read much into it.

Rob Eliot looks like a lifeboat ffs. The fat sack.

Dummett doesn't resemble a prem player at all and in that basis Haidara gets the nod.

First decent cross in two seasons....zero players attacking it.

Got the score wrong on the outro nice one bt

Headbutts,dire records and freezing entire groups of players out. It's really chronic like. How has he been jettisoned? Target 10th reached and all that but Ashley must know by now what he's about. I know he cares little but this season has to be a big Damocles sword surely?

If Capella is a similar player won't he just do the same to him? It's not about attitude, it's about pardew and his crap methods. Let's just trust he'll show himself up.

He'll repeat the same mistakes he always has and we'll finish more or less in the same position because of some talent being able to help us stumble along. He'll not change anything up beyond reactionary decisions because he lacks the capacity to reflect and progress and Ashley will be happy with that. Pardew is the key to it all; a manager happy enough to rub shoulders with the big boys and grin and play sycophant but not good enough to progress you beyond where we're already at. Nowts changed bar the faces and the fact that it's not just HBA frozen out doesn't seem to matter; in some ways he's helping them fulfil their desired prophecy because he's so high profile.

I'm not referring to Remy at all, more that pardew, lacking professionally in so many areas in a more pivotal role; has far more leeway with many fans. Both cite being put under difficult circumstances yet in the eyes of many pardew is less culpable despite running the pigging team. Madness. Completely agree with your sentiment btw.

No more the pardew/hatem comparison bimpy I was getting at although you apply to many of the inferior players picked ahead of him technically.

Don't get how one professional and their ineptitude is a result of difficult circumstances yet issues with another are a result of his poor attitude and approach. One is given far more leeway than the other.

Same bloke Shirley.

Just seems more in line with being run like a normal club. That's about all you can say. It's much better than being a piss-thin water treader so yeah we resemble a normal club for a while. I'll enjoy that at least until Pardball boots up again.

Darren Lewis is a gormless glory supporting fuckwit.

Shouldn't be here. He is finished. Same way shola was. If set pieces weren't a factor no one would be even giving it a second thought.

And he backed down first time? Soft headed cunt.

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This is from that martin tinder guy again, isnt it? :| Seriously, I'd love to know what he does He seems to be jobless as he's always stalking the nufc training ground hiding in bushes Caution! Tinderaptor!

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