Darth Crooks

Utter horseshit on every level. Fans have given greater decent to other fans protesting at the messed up state of things than have a go at pardew for any prolonged run. He's even had give us a wave following the worst of the results and batterings. I suppose this pressure only lasted for the 6 games that he bleated on about ad naseaum

Tahiticora indeed.

NGA GER? Oh. Oh. Naggers. Of course.

Where. The. Fuck. Does the optimism and rationale come from 'he'll invest this time he will' wake. The fuck. Up.

Sexy as fuck that France away kit

'Mathieu, ah av quart the tempteeng 'package' to offair to you non? hawhehawhehaw'

Many thick cunts will swallow it too. They will disregard the fact the club has no ambition despite all of the evidence to the contrary Unconditional love of everything associated with Newcastle is problematic.

Das ist Cabayewang!

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/arsene.jpg 'Warrre is ze bitch for ze nudie dudies monsieur?'

Chili sauce, boss?

Cut them some slack. Greasy-dicked buggers invented the alphabet.

Sracist.

I think you'll find Greece went fucking mental with theirs. Now being bailed out by the Chinese now. Wish we had that coming in. It should be. I ordered Kung Po pork over an hour ago ffs.

So do Greece.

And that scary moment where you think you've forgotten how to write; instead in this instance its not writing its your soul that has been leeched, with your teacher a clueless tampon minded zombie and the head master a Cthulu type monster with a chainsaw for a dick and and a sports direct mug.

Aye fuck tha burrah n all lyyke

To be fair he'd do the sort of job they are after at Leicester. Won't happen like.

Never ruin our super set piece X after all these years of hard work. Worth 5 million for that alone.

Wesley 'Kevin Nolan' Schneider

Mexico have the aerial presence that the likes of Chile lacked but have similar short passing and technical ability. Gusta.

Cameraman blart break more like

Aye. Such a warped mentality these days.

Good keeper this lad

Darts is a bit different to this though innit?

Fair few slippin awa