Darth Crooks

The pot... Fucking phones

Rod for his own back potential. We've no more depth in the areas we need than last year. Mind you that article a all terrible. No difference between 'to' and 'too' ffs.

Just fuck off you vacuous husk of a coach; do something meaningful and then spout all the shit you want but until then just shut your pus filled lying trip. Sick of the prick before a balls been kicked. Such an arsehole.

He scored all our goals. End of article.

Just a needless mess the whole situation and it's one thing for a player to behave poorly, which I'm sure he has but for a supposedly elite, professional organisation like nufc to act in this petty manner is further evidence of this clubs disgusting decline and lack of standards. A situation in which Alan ducking pardew has moral high ground is laughable.

Such a whore.

Bant and dec's banterday night takeaway in here like.

Pauline Fowler won't appreciate her husband being laughed at like that...

Misheard the importance of the game as a six pointer clearly.

I'd comfort eat like if I was getting telt off Alan fucking pardew for being a shit footballer and professional and hordes of people then believing it. It's like being bullied off Shane McGowan for not brushing your teeth. 'Aye your right there like Shane, it cuz he's lazy and doesn't bother tracking back to the gum...the fat Kent'

Alex ain't that great at times is he?

Watching a Danish feed and an advert just shouted slur spurt at me with giant letters?!

Just the females I repel and disgust then. Phew...

Didn't mind the spelky one in the end other than the fact I was a 20+ year old with virgin in 8 inch high letters written on my chest.

The belgrano went down quicker than that fat hi viz shit

God that's hideous.

Played competently against a poor side with some good performances from colback, Perez, de Jong and a tidy finish from late sub Armstrong. Been comfortable - can't read much into it.

Rob Eliot looks like a lifeboat ffs. The fat sack.

Dummett doesn't resemble a prem player at all and in that basis Haidara gets the nod.

First decent cross in two seasons....zero players attacking it.

Got the score wrong on the outro nice one bt

Headbutts,dire records and freezing entire groups of players out. It's really chronic like. How has he been jettisoned? Target 10th reached and all that but Ashley must know by now what he's about. I know he cares little but this season has to be a big Damocles sword surely?

If Capella is a similar player won't he just do the same to him? It's not about attitude, it's about pardew and his crap methods. Let's just trust he'll show himself up.

He'll repeat the same mistakes he always has and we'll finish more or less in the same position because of some talent being able to help us stumble along. He'll not change anything up beyond reactionary decisions because he lacks the capacity to reflect and progress and Ashley will be happy with that. Pardew is the key to it all; a manager happy enough to rub shoulders with the big boys and grin and play sycophant but not good enough to progress you beyond where we're already at. Nowts changed bar the faces and the fact that it's not just HBA frozen out doesn't seem to matter; in some ways he's helping them fulfil their desired prophecy because he's so high profile.