Darth Crooks

He's getting the benefit of the doubt solely because he's replacing an utterly anonymous player a non spectacular and averagely competent player. Inspires complete ambivalence.

Not once does he ever reflect accurately on one obvious thing and act on it. It's always 'we'll have to have a look at our shape' or 'make up for that lack of magic/experience'. It's never anything tangible, just hazy non-descript claptrap or some painful excuse. No arbritary target he sets is acted upon and he just comes accross as someone constantly chancing and bullshitting his way through looking like what he's doing. Hope folk get on his back early because it 'll be no different against man city.

I take full responsibility for picking the side who at the end of the day are too young and irresponsible.

Not that we know of. Funny thing is that because of the way football is, if any come good it'll be pardew who gets the credit for signing them.

Elijah wood being a bellend again.

Reckon charnley has had words because certain players haven't arrived?

He was knuckling down though and was treated like a prick all the same. He's damned either way because tampon brain doesn't trust him anyway. He's never going to be the player pardew wants and he ignores all his strengths to suit some benign agenda of proving he's right.

Whether he does ok enough or not this year he's such a fucking toad.

He's said that? Fucking hypocrite.

It's nowt to crow about that's plain. They will will though.

Competent enough wanker as a suggestion.

Hmmm pleasant surprise. Fingers crossed for the anti-xisco

We can afford it and we need someone of his ilk desperately; just pay the money. Fuck brinksmanship. How people can look objectively at that and think Ashley and co care about the football is staggering.

Bare troot fam. Trust.

Black dominated?

He's got to get found out en masse before long. He's too thick and shit for even the veneer of the protective fraternity

That is 100% believable.

Anything related to 10 German bombers is an embarrassment anyway.

Surely the point is not whether or not he is/has been overweight, it's what end that is bring used for that is the source of bullshit? It's not conspiracy that they want shot of him. Hasn't been as big an issue with other players.

Williamson is about the only one you could argue. He's still dump. Ryan Taylor is only good when the ball is dead.

Herr cunt moah lyk

Not shit no but also not one that addresses the most important problems thus far anyway; he said optimistically.

It's probably true to the extent that we can't be sure whether they are improvements on what we've lost; well apart from the obvious ones like.

Go hatem. Godspeed.

Southampton chairman going personally on the radio to clear the air about their funds and transfers. Still to be pitied?