Darth Crooks

Refresh our squad. Feeling refreshed gaiz?

Such a useless, lying tit. There's not much more that can be said tbh.

Cabaye did no different man for worse reasons as a full squad member. Pardew bent over backwards to facilitate him too. It's others who have bad attitudes though and losing cabaye explains the rest of it of course. Have no real ill feelings on Remy other than he's probably help keep fuckhead mcshithouse in his job.

Probably be lower than the al-queda six a side team after next season.

I've met alex ferguson name drop basically.

I doubt he made it tbh but it seems ill advised to pose for it. If he has created that then he's the pettiest, most stupid being in existence.

I'm trying to suss out whether you can be that dim or devious enough to try that. It has to be coincidence. He can't be that brazen can he?

What's the crack with the hair in a bun? He looks like Kim or aggie. Whichever one who didn't bury their dead baby in a park anyrode.

I wouldn't put it past him trying to parody that the mammoth cunt.

Shame on the prick who's encouraging him. For shame with your low nipples.

Anyone seeing this Monaco flowery shirt shit? Looks suspiciously like he's mocking the protest photos.

Denver is less of a dinosaur despite being one...and coincidentally less of a cunt.

Hope mickey Rourkes turns up with an electro whip and throttles the cunt.

6 futtas Set peas fret Left bax Lube 4 mike New excuses? Remy. World cap. New escape goat.

He'll be back in the summer. Sure of it. Be the new Shefki kuqi.

At least we will hear less about cabaye in next years excuses #glasshalffull

There's a difference?

6foot black guy, with a dong like a chair leg?

I don't even necessarily think he was a bad footballer. He somehow remained at the wrong level. As a championship striker he would have continued to be the stuff of legend. Good guy, loves newcastle, his best wasn't good enough but Godspeed and god bless; win the World Cup

Mmmm...DAT DOG. I'm getting rigid.

Whining mentality more like eh? EH?

Just seen him in town necking orangeade so must be coming here. Gonna call that ITK update 'last tango in Perez' thank me later.

Ayoze ggesting he'll do badly?

Nah lazy French bastard. Shut his fackin noise he should. Deaf fret.

All gravy from Davy G there. The likes of Quinn, keegan and gondola know the score because they follow the club at a level more than the league table. They know, they won't go for the juggler as somebody should but it's better than the rest talking the boys club up .