Darth Crooks

Because pardew stopping.

Watching the cup final whilst cooking pasta. Looking forward to extra thyme.

I can't I have an over active pun gland. A poor gag reflex if you will.

What a McShame

Would you class that as a wild Pique shoo? Dog me up gooood.

Got hauled off for having a low cesc drive. Go on dog me again bitch.

We should sign him but Ashley reckons it's Sanogo...binding?

Giroud had him in an armlock ffs!

Helmut Jeuss, German cb is always involved in the tackle.

Alan Pinto

Pesci Bolokic is out of contract in the summer. Croatian poacher. Causes problems in the box.

Hull have bossed it in the air mind.

Be a right laugh if meyler gets a winners medal and pardew is left looking like the mouth breathing chump he is. Be good meme ammo.

Bruce is a better coach. Wouldn't particularly want him but there's at Lear some substance there. They were shite against us mind.

Sagan rolls more than that Aston Martin in casino royale there.

Not get on with his real ladder anymore like?

Shouldn't be beat from there. Harps would have swallowed that nee bother.

Must have spied on the 'ultimate set piecre'

Good banner ammo this cup final so far. Shove their stats up their arse. Hull and Swansea now.

Bollocks.

Never change? Like you you stubborn, useless twat.

Just got to stay like this for 87 minutes And it's 60 nicker in the bag. Nailed on.

Canny lad n all. My bros mate.

Was ok. Not as good as I'd hoped but maybe I'm beating myself up about it. Stopped a bit to do some of this research and my head is melting x I fancy a curry x

JFK's return was a real flak jacket. Bought pardew more time for sure.