Darth Crooks

He manages a PREMIER LEAGUE team. Shocking jobs for the boys wanker.

Ashley can afford it man. Just go whatever it takes. Fuck em all the shower of bastards.

(Bit grim) The right thing to do Mike:

8 years? He needs to do life for this.

Finish like. Pardew finished.

Marveux and Cabaye off and Shola still on. Incredible.

He wanted 'fight' He's fucking got one now.

If I were reading I would press charges for rape that last 45. Good stuff.

Feder-couldn't-rici the ball Yohan put in; you sexy garlic-guzzling bastard.

Federici: Tonight Matthew I'm going to be Iker Casillas

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nechronical/aug2009/9/1/mike-ashley-arrives-at-newcastle-united-s-training-ground-275414451.jpg Too soon?

Ah shit, you might be right ...and reality bites

We can only hope.

Redy to then rip it in two and reveal *insert London club* 's home shirt underneath his civvies.

Bolt to the temple with any luck.

But does David Craig 'understand?'

'Do a flip'

Cisse wide again. You know it will happen. The geet twat.

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We should be showing signs of busting a gut to get a 'williamson 'inhibitor' twice over above all else in my opinion. This lad for depth would be a bonus not a priority.

Most certainly. Good examples of the competent ones; haven't played at the top level I think. Wenger? Ferguson?

Pardew highlights how jobs for the boys football is in my opinion. A lot of truly ppor managers out there.

For the sake of my username I hope so.

His excuses changed to suit all the while in a piss poor smoke and mirrors attempt to maske fact that hes a tactical vacuum

I know its supposed to be stirring rhetoric but stuff like this winds me up. Too much talk of magic, fight, spirit, running faster, stepping up. I wish he would reflect this in his actual approach.