Darth Crooks

This beat is my recital, We think he's very vital, to rock the Tyne until full time... Debuchy is his title! Hoooo....

Landed in the recovery position

It makes a mockery of valuations of certain groups of players...on this showing at least.

Really want a if of that celebration but I'll get wronged for that wont I?

Inverted Mario

Rafa Benitez, Fernando Torres, Frank Lampard, Juan Mata, Roman Abramovic, Ray Wilkins, Tim Lovejoy, Suggs, My missus' bastard dad...Your boys just took one hell of a beating!

Good positive sub in Marveux was a great call. Hopefully he is learning.

Yup. Don't try and overthink and consult your dossier that tells us that Ameobi is CRUCIAL.

Nature of football... as much as he did for us won't matter, he left after not agreeing a deal to stay said a few comments about now playing with world class players. I am more than sure he will be boo'd. Agreed. Still seems daft like. I'm sure Mike Willaimson is gutted now that demba has pissed all over his international-playing-dream chips.

Why should we boo Ba? He is part of the reason we finished where we did (in spite of our dolt of a manager) and left as was entirely expected.

The relative quality of him, Colo (particularly) and the goals of Nolan were a big factor. He looked out of place for the better in the championship. Certainly wasn't Alan Smith and Nicky Butt as media oulets would tediousy convey.

Mbabu-dabudee-dabudai-mbabudee...

I think its as simple as Cisse and Ba scoring brilliantly last season combined with the novelty value of the like of Ben Arfa and Cabaye tearing it up in the league; all the time brilliantly masking the tactical frailties of this gonad.

Give Jonas a year.

Alan Smith is the single worst player I've ever seen in a shirt. There not comparable imo. Jonas shouldnt start on current form however.

Mike: Psst Del...How much do you think we could get for flogging this speccy cunt?

That was taken a fortnight ago; after an intial misunderstanding after talking to Pardew about adding some weight to the defence.

I get the criticisms of Jonas but I do think some views are harsh. He was one of the main reasons we looked a cut above in the championship and despite a dip in form over the last 12 months is as commited as anybody. He's no Iniesta and at the same time at his best he isnt/wasnt half as limited as people make out. People who are waxical lyrical about the club needing to get rid whilst hailing the likes of Ryan Taylor as a fantastic squad player (I agree to extent fwiw) need to give their heads a shake. Its possible he's reaching his autumn years but he still has a role to play at this club.

Whos the transfer hottie with the odd voice? ...and not Jim white etc. before anyone gets smart....

Mbabu indeed!

It boggles the mind that anyne can hold that belief. He's the team coach. If he doesnt buy the players. What else does he do?

Great result. Mixed feelings and not entirely happy though. A better team would take advantage of such gifted dominance against. Cant believe how stark a contrast those two halves were

Thick as a bulls dick.

2-0 nil up away from home? He'll defintiely pull a pards

DAT TURN