Darth Crooks

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In reality these are probably signs of the real Mayan Armageddon everyone got hyped about

Last two posts Something tells me Ashley has a 'right put your money where your mouth' is thing going on after his moaning. Seems that type.

Pardew fred innit?

My colo is on the wrong side of the divide for that.

Might as well just take the French national team's kit and slap our logo on it. It's one of the nicest kits anyway. https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/s480x480/59585_437435136328194_2239574_n.jpg Love a hoop me. Seriously though. I loved that maroon and blue one years back. Looks great on beautiful frenchmen: http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nechronical/sep2012/9/9/image-3-for-newcastle-s-100-greatest-premier-league-goals-gallery-366302836.jpg

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No umlaut

Epic bants Jimmy.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5c2nc8dMN1r6p09p.gif* *Completely agree with you btw.

Well that's our next 3 years of transfers done. Pass me the facking craps dice dekka. Your typical toon supporter in the background; punching himself in the face following a masterclass in hoofing.

just go for 'Massy Haidara' Be shme to lose the 'adio' though innit?

This fella? http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ0NcS66E7_Zt1h_uqZ3DTHvmFMoVJCn_wDL-XOBDyYz7a7uqDoII6b6f1- Can't see him being much cop up front like.

Let's make them feel at home by pelting out this shit as they enter the field:

If they do 'Bout time you fat cunt' flags then count me in.

All we hear is Massadio Haidara (fucking syllables)

I forsee a meltdown: Seriously though what on earth is happening?

This club ffs.

You're crap at blowjobs.

I read that those bits of the scouting report using this voice: http://images.allocine.fr/r_640_600/b_1_d6d6d6/medias/nmedia/18/36/03/97/18877179.jpg

I see the argument for both sides. But I'll not kid myself and say that he's a good man for the job.

Yanga-Mbiwa. What a wonderful phrase...

In FourFourTwo this month advising readers how to close space on a winger

I wouldn't know where to start.

Gif of the Ketsbaia goal and celebration