Darth Crooks

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What happened? That won't wash out easily.

Danny mills looks like a pill.

Yep. I was pleased with the Marveux sub the other week though; very different and just the impetus the game needed.

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I've just read debuchy to be annihilated by bale and lennon to have perch for breakfast down the right. Well informed.

If anyone thinks that is a good idea then they have the mental capacity of a tampon and need immediate help. Painfully obvious how desperate the media are for Liverpool to be high and mighty again.

The way I remember it is by the fact they have different faces.

Cabaye is a knacker. Master debater.

Similar playing styles too.

Theres only one Mo Sissoko One Mo Sissoko He made Ashley Cole Look an Arsehole Waltzing past with penis in his hand.

Yo-ann, Yo-an Gouffran...DE-NOW-A-NOW!!! Not enough Quo in football imo.

This beat is my recital, We think he's very vital, to rock the Tyne until full time... Debuchy is his title! Hoooo....

Landed in the recovery position

It makes a mockery of valuations of certain groups of players...on this showing at least.

Really want a if of that celebration but I'll get wronged for that wont I?

Inverted Mario

Rafa Benitez, Fernando Torres, Frank Lampard, Juan Mata, Roman Abramovic, Ray Wilkins, Tim Lovejoy, Suggs, My missus' bastard dad...Your boys just took one hell of a beating!

Good positive sub in Marveux was a great call. Hopefully he is learning.

Yup. Don't try and overthink and consult your dossier that tells us that Ameobi is CRUCIAL.

Nature of football... as much as he did for us won't matter, he left after not agreeing a deal to stay said a few comments about now playing with world class players. I am more than sure he will be boo'd. Agreed. Still seems daft like. I'm sure Mike Willaimson is gutted now that demba has pissed all over his international-playing-dream chips.

Why should we boo Ba? He is part of the reason we finished where we did (in spite of our dolt of a manager) and left as was entirely expected.

The relative quality of him, Colo (particularly) and the goals of Nolan were a big factor. He looked out of place for the better in the championship. Certainly wasn't Alan Smith and Nicky Butt as media oulets would tediousy convey.

Mbabu-dabudee-dabudai-mbabudee...

I think its as simple as Cisse and Ba scoring brilliantly last season combined with the novelty value of the like of Ben Arfa and Cabaye tearing it up in the league; all the time brilliantly masking the tactical frailties of this gonad.