Darth Crooks

Chill lads Viggo's a crap negotiator:

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It's half 6 on monday...this bumnugget is still in charge and we've no new players. I have to stop checking this.

The platfor, He's a fucking clown. The platfor, they give idiots to spout their nonsense is incredible.

Darren Lewis. Professional football media fuckwit

SSN now is fucking painful. We're not booing the fucking team man.

Only just seen those mail quotes. Eviscerate the dickhead.

The website could put pictures of an open grave up and it would have more cheer about it than seeing that smug cunt's face on the same page.

I think he had his sub pre planned and stuck with it, regardless of what was happening on the pitch. Would not surprise me in the slightest gimp.

Tbf, a retarded panda could guide Barca to a top-2 finish with those players and depth. http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t281/pandaandrea/Panda/Retarded_Panda.png 'Why sure, ah bin dun wut you said the same on FIFA already'

His half time team talk must have gone something like this: 'Right lads; thank god we got a goal. Now the most important thing is to keep shape, not take risks and weather the (non-existent) pressure. Don't take risks and put in lots of tackles.' That's what he values and embodies. We need a manger who can tell the individuals capable of 'magic' to feel valued and hungry. 'These are there to put to the sword. Yohan keep it up, you're back to your best and keep threading those passes. Marv keep making those jinking runs, you're taking the piss out there. Gabby I'm going to bring you late on and leave that tortoise of a full back for dead. Let's keep them on the back foot and take them to the cleaners.' That's man management; that's where your fight will come from. He can wear his suits, his slick partings and come up with all the wanky dossier speel he likes; its all big hat and no cattle. I'd bet every penny I own he's never said anything resembling the second example to those players who, despite a contingent who are arguably upper championship/mediocre players, are fully capable of making a good go of this league. The man is a charlatan and a coward; any owner who cared about survival, this club and not claiming his stake back (I fear) would have had him out on his slimy arse the minute ET was over. So infuriated and it gets worse the more smarm and nonsense I hear the cretin utter; whilst that fat cat above him shows complete apathy and negligence. Disgusting; a new yet not fully unexpected low.

anything below 8 and you're Pardeluded

If not tomorrow then not until we're down.

He has to go. I can't see any convincing argument for otherwise. Giving him 'time' has been done and because of his inadequacies further time will only be counterproductive. We can be fearful of who will come next; but to me its like 127 hours. Pardew is the crushing boulder of negativity; made heavier by the twats on top off him. We need to do something drastic and costly that will hurt us but at least there is a chance we may make it. Our arm is gone or tied behind our back with having Ashley as owner but as least we are alive to fight another day. Stay under this boulder and we die.

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What he's doing (has done) with a chapionship squad currently is very admirable.

Maybe we called him a fat cockney bastard and he resents us for it whilst trying to claw back his own investment?

In a nutshell

There's only adkins as a covenient and credible candidate in my opinion. The iron is hot...

He could hook us up with some good players. One helluvan eye for explosive talent too.

I often think this. Pardew has made his full mark on the team sort of thing?

Abu Hamza

His definition of fighting is the problem.

This a million times over. The circumstances won't stack up again.