Darth Crooks

0-0 written all over this

Does alright for nicknames like. Spiderhound it is then.

Wahey! my fake ameobi Nigeria shirt came in the post yesterday n all!

What did Agger do? i believe he pushed a pineapple and shook a tree to start off with Sounds a right hula melee day

There's a pub called The Joe King Arms near the station mate. Too obvious... But nice try! Sorry mate, in all serious though there's a pub called the Cudby Lion. That's just round the corner from the Cock and Bull another great little place you could check out. Then move onto to Cobblers on the high street.

What did Agger do?

Need an 80 foot one of Colo like the collossus of Rhodes...sign on the dotted line first though eh Fabicio? There's a statue in it for you

Struggling to focus on anything other than this...Man city seems like a household chore right now

'Sminky Pinky Chris Waddle Sports Direct'

They'e being very liberal with the truth there like. Apat from Derek being an odius gimp like.

Got a really strange mixed feeling of anger and apathy about this whole thing that I can't quite describe. Finding it hard to care about the team at the moment. I don't know whether that's bad or not. So disillusioned with nufc and the state of football ATM

http://www.nufc.co.uk/page/Club/History/StJamesPark Sickening

Easily. Makes relegation feel like blowie from each of the saturdays.

Got a genuine fear that this is going to stick for quite some time like. Just goes to show what can happen when you are at the whims of an owner lock, stock and barrel.

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/9797/ashleyb.jpg ...plural

So monumentally pissed off at this. It'ds pointless bollocks.

Would be about as much use as a Tel Aviv hog roast I'm afraid....

Was my birthday yesterday. Great start to my 25th year this like. Really hit the ground running. Knackers.

Pardew bum-lickers?

Now the nights are drawing in let's see how their foreign legion cope without their snoods and the harsh northern winters. I reckon this will be the undoing of their title hopes this season and an easy victory for the toon...

Viana...although he was clearly good.

The thinking man's delap. Phenomenal strike from having just taken the throw in!

Microsoft "Epic Share" TV Commercial 2011 Not much towards the end... but looks like wor peter loves a dance...

Blates the ketsbaia song...we geordies started all that. I remember Aston Villa fans singing that about Paul McGrath eons before Ketsbaia came. Lies!

The city's crest has them on I believe. With the current crest being a derivation of that. http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1251457380613&id=6bc1d9e3f2d8c02b54dcfabc8111ed91