Darth Crooks

Got a genuine fear that this is going to stick for quite some time like. Just goes to show what can happen when you are at the whims of an owner lock, stock and barrel.

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/9797/ashleyb.jpg ...plural

So monumentally pissed off at this. It'ds pointless bollocks.

Would be about as much use as a Tel Aviv hog roast I'm afraid....

Was my birthday yesterday. Great start to my 25th year this like. Really hit the ground running. Knackers.

Pardew bum-lickers?

Now the nights are drawing in let's see how their foreign legion cope without their snoods and the harsh northern winters. I reckon this will be the undoing of their title hopes this season and an easy victory for the toon...

Viana...although he was clearly good.

The thinking man's delap. Phenomenal strike from having just taken the throw in!

Microsoft "Epic Share" TV Commercial 2011 Not much towards the end... but looks like wor peter loves a dance...

Blates the ketsbaia song...we geordies started all that. I remember Aston Villa fans singing that about Paul McGrath eons before Ketsbaia came. Lies!

The city's crest has them on I believe. With the current crest being a derivation of that. http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1251457380613&id=6bc1d9e3f2d8c02b54dcfabc8111ed91

The Kum By Ya one... 'Ketsbaia has scored/my lord... Kets-by-ya... Ooohhh lord Kets-by ya... Heard it first at Sheff Weds away I recall

Faustian stuff tbh...when he dies he is in for eternal mass buggery by the legions of Beelzebub so it'll balnce out mate. Not to worry. Pretty Jelly.

I suppose they think 'At least you know where you stand with tugid consistently mid-table clubs like Villa.' Hailing from the west mids. I've met some pretty deluded Villa fans like. Don't mind them really. At least they support a local club rather than the hordes of lost-soul ManUre fans and plastic scousers...Apart from that tosser with the bed sheet.

Blates the ketsbaia song...we geordies started all that.

Speak of Lawro being a tool...he looked an even bigger one with that tache http://www.weebls-stuff.com/games/Pluck+that+tash/ Pretty hard like

In answer to my own quiz earlier this year I now know he is indeed Ba, Yah! black, cheap and has many goals.

Wew. No-ones jamming a hard on up my lass...myself included. Agree with the sentiment though

Nile 'Light Brigade' Ranger?

Good for winning soft pelanties anyhow. He can name his price

This winning business is getting boring. I fancy a whinge.

Some shameless backpedalling by the press. You can only play the opposition set in front of you and win. Don't believe you do get 'easy' fixtures at this level. Just easy wins from time to time.

Dear god. Just seen all. You might as well shit in your hand and punch it than try to get any sense out him. Jonas has to be one of the most underrated players in the prem in terms of what in offers in both defense and attack. 'Luxury player' ffs

Ahhhh. many bumps on the green mags thread over there?