Darth Crooks

Cuntenkrands fucking the haters

We'll be fine like...provided these mistakes are taken on board and learned from.

subs came 3/4 hour too late and why are we not fielding our best players? Sentimental shite.

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Ba piss on Alain's children at xmas or something?

Aye. But don't forget he WAS Newcastle United last season. Hope we bum them senseless.

'kin hell. Pulitzer stuff that.

Well what I'd like to see is these "experts" being able to offer insight, using their apparent vast array of footballing experience to give us some more interesting explanations and descriptions about what's happened, instead of repeating the bleeding obvious and not being able to pronounce someone's name. Nah, highlights or teenage pom-pom wielding clunge, ta.

I don't get why you need analysis? Everyone makes their own subjective opinions anyway...so just play more fuking highlights or show the half-time axe-wound.

Stand down budgie, stand down

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Still just a green mag when all's said and done like...

Calm down man, he doesn't exist they've just shaved jonas

Credibility 22.59

Stick him up top

Keyzer Sozeberg tbh

Sounds like we've 'uncovered a gem'

Knew this apostrophe shite was coming a mile off

Santon's clause is coming to town

Aside from size. It's a lot harder to find someone of with the combination his technical ability and pace than teaching/advising someone how to put their foot in. He's done well when called upon so far. Suprised to see him have takeen more of a back seat of late given his progress.

King Cnut?

Misrepresentation in the meedia probably. He's a trobled sort but not the devil incarnate that the press make out. That seems to be the image a lot of the footballing fraternity buy into though.