Darth Crooks

He did it didn't he? if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, lets just call it a greasy-dicked racist cunt duck

Let's not hedge it too much....he's a mediocre defender at best who has managed to do well as a square peg in a round hole. He's neither key or a genuinely adequate long-term defensive option; as great as his application and willingness to put himself about is.

I suppose if you have some sort of affinity it's different. Much like being a 2nd generation Geordie from the midlands. I like Leicester because I live here and the majority of the city follows the club. Went to a few games at the Sheffield clubs when I was there. Not sure how you can have a 'soft spot' in every European league. If people do fair enough I guess.

Not exactly sure how you have a soft spot for clubs abroad. They can have nice kits and class players and fans but I don't know whether a 'soft spot' is the word I would use...all a bit too...foreign to me like

Leicester, Cov...I live in the 1st one and come from just outside the other. Proper clubs with proper fans.

Hope we get some vintage Jonas a la his first season against these scrotes.

When he tries to walk through the bar

The Dog and Duck - 31st of October 2010 Bruce Lee - Nunchaku Bone Breaking Fight - Way of the Dragon 'Ah went in the local bewzer cuz ah wa proper fewmin after the game. Course theres ahl these mags laughin at iz and callin us a puff and that. I tewk that shite for ages but after me 25th pint ah'd decided ah wasn't gonna take any mew-re. Ah tells em to fuck off and remind them aboot the 9-1. Well, they start giving it the big-un and one of the mag kernts of pulls this gun on iz. Proper fat and lewked like Andy Fordham with a mullet and BO. They tewk me out the back to dee us over and that's when I though 'Wey fuck you magsinanalleyway, I'm ganna gan Brewce Lee on ye' and ah wuz lucky a had me spare nun-chewks in me back pocket (ah wuz a yellow stripe in wing chun after all like) They came at iz with knives and ahl manner and they ahl piled oot the pub and slotted ahl 20 of the kernts 1 be 1 cuz they tewk it in turns like a bunch of poofs. Ah even chucked the gun and 1 of me nun-chewks to make it a fair fight but the mag bastards still couldn't do iz in. Course all ye heard about was 5-1 the next day. Fuckin Magedia man.'

If he was a copper I don't think he'd take too kindly to it

Getting a bit over the top with this questioning city and their credibilty. Let's just leave it at a meaningless defeat tbh.

The message that dropping Ryan Taylor would give is that the player brought in to play at left back is ready to play in his position. It would be "yeah, you've had an excellent season, but that's one bad game and it's time to sling your hook". Not gonna happen. He won't be dropped but that sort of switch of personnel is part and parcel of being a footballer isnt it?

Should be professional enough to understand he's had a shitter and a change may need to be tried. I wonder if in all honesty if he believes himself to be competent in that position. That's not me having a go because he has exceeded my expectations, but I don't believe that he truly perceives himself as a genuine left-back. That said he won't be dropped.

0-0 written all over this

Does alright for nicknames like. Spiderhound it is then.

Wahey! my fake ameobi Nigeria shirt came in the post yesterday n all!

What did Agger do? i believe he pushed a pineapple and shook a tree to start off with Sounds a right hula melee day

There's a pub called The Joe King Arms near the station mate. Too obvious... But nice try! Sorry mate, in all serious though there's a pub called the Cudby Lion. That's just round the corner from the Cock and Bull another great little place you could check out. Then move onto to Cobblers on the high street.

What did Agger do?

Need an 80 foot one of Colo like the collossus of Rhodes...sign on the dotted line first though eh Fabicio? There's a statue in it for you

Struggling to focus on anything other than this...Man city seems like a household chore right now

'Sminky Pinky Chris Waddle Sports Direct'

They'e being very liberal with the truth there like. Apat from Derek being an odius gimp like.

Got a really strange mixed feeling of anger and apathy about this whole thing that I can't quite describe. Finding it hard to care about the team at the moment. I don't know whether that's bad or not. So disillusioned with nufc and the state of football ATM

http://www.nufc.co.uk/page/Club/History/StJamesPark Sickening

Easily. Makes relegation feel like blowie from each of the saturdays.