Darth Crooks

Froggy? Froggy? Froggy?!

As good as that other fella today. Luis En...something?

Alex Ferguson! Wayne Rooney! Roy Keane! Bobby Charlton! Mick Hucknall! Eamon Holmes! Kevin Webster! Fred the Red! Half of Korea! You boys took one hell of a beating!

Tbf Webb has let some of ours go to. Bias as owt with his dodgy sperm

You would with yellow eyes wouldn't you?

Feed the Ba and sheep will score?

Still waiting for Man United's Klitchko pummeling after we have just cock slapped the in the mush. What technique though!

In the not holocaust bad sense?

In a toss up between watching this and punching my myself in the face for 90 mins, it appears I've gone fo the former for some arcane reason.

We have a strong right hand side situation in the same way Heather Mills has. My attempt at a positive spin there folks.

Habit hat?

Raylor will have the small matter of getting hold of the ball in ordeer to cross it like. That right hand side looks worrying. Sherla? Wut?

http://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c730253ef0147e0a55123970b-800wi 'It's okay lads, you'll be fine with my backing. Plenty of pennies for the coffers... Mwah!'

I don't see how this is a soft red, you have to be tough on behaviour like this in order to stamp it out. I wish it would happen more often for more serious issues like descent tbh.

Last time I bothered to look at their lineups they had 3 centre halves with Sol Campbell at RB. I would pay too much attention. Still gonna get royally sodomised like.

http://i39.tinypic.com/347uvll.jpg Sore toe? Perhaps try this. May be an improvement

Virgin on the ridiculous this.

Jonas, Ben Arfa alternating. Shift Raylor to the right along with simpson and you've just compounded the lack of ability on the right. Least he wouldn't get skinned in horrendous areas as much. Ferguson really needs to be getting a look in now tbh.

Aye, that Enoch Powell stuff was all taken waaaay out of context too while we're at it...

Theres certainly something in obertans head...his own dead foetal twin or giant cyst or something.

Why do we defend so bloody deep in the first place? No need for a man on the post to last ditch it if half the opposition are offside. Agree with thenige completely.

Justice for the greasy dicked one

His hands are probably tied but his stance on fullbacks and lack of ball playing centre halves are the major concerns regarding his stewardship IMO. as dreadful as I believe the likes of obertan have been their game would be drastically improved by playing players who actually want to receive the ball at the back. Sets the precedent for the entire setup.

Should be ferguson santon before Taylor anyway that showing against downing was humiliating. I would be happier having fergie and jonas switching between the left side positions throughout the game. Encourage the same with santon. Be happier still if we hadn't let the best lb in the league leave for a pittance. Other than cool there's not one member of the back four other than colo who look confident on the ball. Nervy January ahead.

talking funny cat says no no no