Darth Crooks

...scratch that. James Blunt 'Cabaye my lover'. Win.

Got to be 'NA NA NA NA. NA NA NA NA. YEEAH-HEY-HEY CA-BAYE' shirley?

I could easily launch it directly into the goal without foul throw rule. God forbid we give this ability to Delap. Eh? I thought the rule about needing another touch before a goal is possible was totally separate to the foul throw rule? I was referring more to the fact that a throwin becomes more useful than a freekick if you have any experiencing throwing a ball. It is much easier than kicking, which is probably the idea behind the rule in the first place. But there's nothing in the rules to stop you throwing it far, or accurately. I don't get it. Me neither. His far throws are still legit and hasn't stopped the 'problem'.

The Salem bitch trials in here like...

I could easily launch it directly into the goal without foul throw rule. God forbid we give this ability to Delap. Well aye and that. That's tantamount to handball though even though it isn't...which it should be.

Is it alright to like this man yet?

Foul throw. Should be anything goes other than throwing it to your own feet.

Mmmm...that may be a bit less probale than the Jonas dream prior...not by much though (love you jonas)

For the last reason alone he needs to be £200,000 a week.

Great news. An experienced and capable replacement. Seems a top lad as well.

Joleon Lescott's head.

Your kung-fu is good sir. *bows with prayer hands*

Come off it. Any one in their right mind would blatantly Cabum him.

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/58875_o.gif TAN! TAN! TAN!...TAN!

Alex ferguson is the world's greatest (and reddest) cunt in the world. Far more of an arsehole than wor Pards.

Bugger him...He's probably from Croydon/Addis-Abbaba anyway. Woolyback.

RTG makes Arkham Asylum look like a WI meeting. They're so bitter and twisted. You'd get more balanced liberal views from Abu Hamza.

Other than the 'who's more chronic - perch or smith?' debate, no don't think so. I think he's brill. Other pacy players around him and his fantastic close control playing a quick and short passing game and he's massively effective. His final ball is shite more often than not but he's entertaining, dangerous and has defenses shitting themselves. Great asset to any squad.

http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/8721/ashleyj.jpg ...Fairly competent like. Could've done it without the relegation business mind. Could argue we've been living with the fallout of fat fred for while. maybe its half life is starting to fade. That is one shit hot extended metaphor like.

He's making a good go of it. You have to give him that. However it's last ditch stuff that could perhaps be avoided with a more composed player. Fair play after yesterday.

Jonas is a 'big plodder'according to that mind...rrighto

Did not deserve to win that like by the end. Chronic finish.

Not defending Loven because he's shite but I think he just wants someone to run around and close down. He's called him "his Mr 100%" before. Hatem and Marv are more likely to roam. Reminds me of last season when we were 3-0 against West Brom then we brought Smith on. Whey he's not that bad like....that was nuke button on lemmings bad that.

About as much use as a hog roast at a barmitzvah that sub...oh well.

Not even Ashley can sell players when the transfer window is closed. I'm as cynical about Ashley as you dave but I honestly thought he'd be shipped out regardless of form,seems we're actually thinking about retaining players that add to the squad,which is a pleasant surprise for me. http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/8721/ashleyj.jpg