Darth Crooks

When I read joey's post it smacked of the domestics you often see on social networks. It can be a powerfully poisonous tool. In any line of work you should be safeguarding against things like this.

Shhhhh....Shhhh...Shhhh....David Craig is on! He'll surely enlighten!

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/244/horriblebossespostertoo.jpg BINDUN?

Gaahhh. I'm off to shit in my hand and punch it. About as constructive as anything anyone at NUFC has done over the course of today. Anyone care to join?

Club owners being complete dicks aside...Barton's acting a complete clown on this one like...the lot of them are dragging the name of NUFC through the dirt in a complete display of unprofessionalism, greed, ego and stubborness fromboth sides. The fact its being carried out on the in vogue version of fucking BEBO or whatever makes it almost laughable. What a circus this club perpetually seems to be each year.

Hope you all understand? Long before you did Joey. I hate social networking. Soap boxes for already well massaged egos.

Spot on. If there's anyone that shouldn't be on twitter, it's Joey Barton. The guy combines the IQ of a sprout with the feeling that he's Che Guevara or something. Somebody please photoshop this

Just goes to show on a pragmatic level how much of a fucked up mad monster of an industry the world of football has become tbh. I wish the club and Nolan would just move on. He's got his payday after all. I've no malice against him like but I don't think it's necessary for him to comment now he's gone.

No good can come of public displays of aggro which may or may not represent the views of an entire squad.

A bridge in time saves Tyne? Ah fuck it...hes crap.

http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/7769/nilecountahahah.jpg AH AH AH! The Count? Try your spelling again mate

'Shola Amoebi'

Shola's hats!

Demba's knees go following Columbus game http://i48.tinypic.com/23vgh1w.gif/

Aye I know it wasn't about Pards. Be a bit random otherwise innit? Poor paragraphing for the uninformed tbh

Newcastle United FC not willing to give up on Paris Saint-Germain’s striker Mevlut Erding – Ligue 1 News Newly appointed Sporting Director of Paris Saint-Germain and former Internazionale coach, Leonardo, was recently seen in talks with Newcastle united FC for the transfer of the Turkish striker Mevlut Erding. In the 2009/10 season, Erding was third in the list of top scorers in the league. He scored 15 goals in 31 matches and received the Player of the year award from his Club in the same year. The Saint-Claude-born has great control of the ball and his sheer brilliance alone can win matches. English Premier League side Newcastle United FC are quite confident that they will be able to bring the Turkish international to the St. James Park. Alan Pardew, coach of The Magpies, had this to say, “We are working extremely hard to make the deal happen and I'm pretty happy with how things have gone so far.” Earlier this month, The Magpies had offered an official bid of 8.5 million Euros deal which was rejected by the youngster. The Brazilian midfielder is expected to sign four players in a few days. Queens Park Rangers midfielder Adel Taarabt, AS Roma winger Jeremy Menez, Valenciennes Football Club centre-back Milan Bisevac and ASSE’s defensive midfielder Blaise Matuidi are all touted to be arriving soon. Eh? Pardinho anyone?

Mmm...I like the cut of this mcguire fellows jib...give the chap a PR position I say to join the ranks of our fine, upstanding roster of PR impressarios

The man's an utter japslit if he stays for the money. Which it sounds like he will.

Nah. The Shoveller is on the left.

I fail to believe this like....how many signs does he need in sight at any one time...be painting them on the fucking pigeons net if this true

Wow. What a week.

I just hope that when the bombs fall and after hundreds of years civilisation rises to survive again that they will look for remnants of the past from which to learn and find Skirge's computer; fire it up and create their own culture from deciphering what all these sig symbols mean. We live and hope.

The whole if you moved out of the north east/abnormality comment was a bit daft like. Hardly blame folk for jumping on that.

This good in the championship and core to our promotion is a myth too. He was mediocre at best and this went unoticed because he wasn't chasing shadows half as much as he now does in the prem.