Darth Crooks

This time wasting has really Mushampered our progress....How Krul.

Aye I don't really begrudge their fans anything...until the inevitable hangers on turn them into a glory hunting joke of course

This all from Rentboys To Go?

He's just not a premiership footballer basically.

How is Gaz Baz always chosen without fail?!

Didn't think pardew was that tall? Or is it Tiote lifting his body weight using a mere handshake?

Willy Nilly is nowhere near our best player man

Leader my arse.

Cuntenkrands. I can work with that Shita in this context is instantly recognisable to be fair. Anyway, Yeshan Classbaye is shaping up to be one sexy, gallic bastard.

Shita I know its fun to try new ones but that doesn't work man. Might as well just drop the 'a'

'Having a stand up shit like a straight up baller, you get me cracker?'

Whether he wanted to come here or not via fake/real agent the signs weren't positive on Barnetta. N'zogbia was never going to come here either. He's a marked improvement to the squad provided it happens. I'd have preferred Barnetta probably but it's looking more positive that a day from Pardew stating publicly that players are needed we've seen some positive movement for once, albeit quite late in the day. LB and striking options worry me more though 'Pards'

Not disagreeing with you there but what are people expecting, forking out 15-20 million on the likes of Aaron Lennon/20 million striker? Don't jump on us for that example either. Just curious to gauge opinion of people thinking this is underwhelming.

to all recently stated. LB/striker now please.

Bit overly negative on here like. I for one am pleased we're signing players of a decent level of potential rather than relying on the reputations of has beens like Campbell and the likes of the relegation crowd. He's much better than the standard of cover we have at worst.

Well bugger my giddy aunt...

I don't care if his leg is on backwards up until xmas, I want an excuse to use this song.

I am the son of the king of Sweden. Fair play to this Barry fella like this pretending business is a reet laugh

Rob green play leftback like?

Must be this fella Shirley?

Another insightful, cutting report on his own, at an empty training ground from David Craig. Rageh Omar-esque stuff indeed.

Pop will eat itself

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Just no. WUM surely? Otherwise clueless.