Darth Crooks

Liverpool don't have the Gaul to comment on us this way...

Subbuteo

Just to play devil's advocate is that the sort of twattish thing people berate Nile Ranger for or would people ignore it if he came cause Zoggy's good? Genuine question

See you in Oblivion West Ham. We'll see if the bloated japend feels so chipper next season. He looks like a terminally ill George Best if he'd stuck his head in a wasps nest.

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/8582/weatherman.jpg ....If true like. We have to play on the myth that he's a no nonsense ball winning DM that the rest of the world still believe. There some be some insane type out there somewhere.

Don't reckon this is a goer this like...

That is astonishingly bad. Well played. Hey Hey Demba gonna make you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove... BA-BA-BA-BA-BA....

Ba? Ba. Black, Cheap. Has he any goals?

Or Barton CABAYE BARTON Alright symmetry squad was letting on more to the belief that he may not be here soon

Or Barton

I remembe back at Christmas 96 I got the long sleeved home shirt and wanted a name on the back. Thinking we were going to be paying per letter and number I was all set for 7 Lee, when it was £5 all in I thought f*** that and got 18 Gillespie. Aye my vanegoor of hesselhink one cost a bomb back then like

I'll want discount off my shirt printing at least

Remember your a Womble: He's Demba He's Demba He's Demba He's Demba He's Demba He's Demba He's Dembaaaaaaa He's Demba and he's on the ball He's Demba and he's on the ball He's Demba Demba Demba Demba Demba; what a striker you are.... VIOLIN SOLO!!!

Worth signing him for the last two alone. I don't care if he's shit

we have an accord sir

It doesnt' suprise me. The perception outside the club is that hes a much better player than he is. Was the same with Smith until folk cottoned on a bit. Will be missed. Thanks or the mammaries you fat bastard

This has probs been cracked already...but does this mean we can change the name of Shearer's bar to Demba's?

It'll be cheik with vitaligo instead

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cap dofted sir

http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/1613/smithxx.png Found this in the library at the school I work at today. Photoshop away...

Be a great little move if this turns out to be true

Brilliant, the keeper near broke his neck when the ref blew his whistle for the goal. Best pelanty taker in the world tbh. Keep Sherla on his toes