Darth Crooks

I remembe back at Christmas 96 I got the long sleeved home shirt and wanted a name on the back. Thinking we were going to be paying per letter and number I was all set for 7 Lee, when it was £5 all in I thought f*** that and got 18 Gillespie. Aye my vanegoor of hesselhink one cost a bomb back then like

I'll want discount off my shirt printing at least

Remember your a Womble: He's Demba He's Demba He's Demba He's Demba He's Demba He's Demba He's Dembaaaaaaa He's Demba and he's on the ball He's Demba and he's on the ball He's Demba Demba Demba Demba Demba; what a striker you are.... VIOLIN SOLO!!!

Worth signing him for the last two alone. I don't care if he's shit

we have an accord sir

It doesnt' suprise me. The perception outside the club is that hes a much better player than he is. Was the same with Smith until folk cottoned on a bit. Will be missed. Thanks or the mammaries you fat bastard

This has probs been cracked already...but does this mean we can change the name of Shearer's bar to Demba's?

It'll be cheik with vitaligo instead

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cap dofted sir

http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/1613/smithxx.png Found this in the library at the school I work at today. Photoshop away...

Be a great little move if this turns out to be true

Brilliant, the keeper near broke his neck when the ref blew his whistle for the goal. Best pelanty taker in the world tbh. Keep Sherla on his toes

Yes.

This feels better than when I beat cancer...by a long shot

Racist! As long as he's not Jose's replacement, the other Taylor (Ryan) leaves, then it'll be a decent bit of business. Has to happen Taylor's are like the Sith...it's the rule of two. Is this lad any good like? Wasn't there a swan on here earlier at some point to shed some light?

yup wheres the crisis?

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What's maturity got to do with it? I'm glad to hear you say you hope he goes but there's no two ways about it he offers nothing in terms of application or effort and especially tactically. Come though fat Sam

The only formation Smith could possibly get away with being in would be a 4-6-2. The useless shaft. Think even Sam would leave well alone like.

Fucking hell creepiest damn thing ive ever seen

Fuerza? Thought it was 'vamos' ? Your kung fu is good

"Forza"? Got your latins mixed up I think Forca with a stupid accent thing then? I din kna do I? I DON'T SPEAK FOREIGN!!! WISH YOU AND YOUR CRONIES IN BRUSSELS WOULD FUCK OFF! YOU'D ALL BE SPEAKING GERMAN IF IT WASN'T FOR US! MY GRANDAD DIDN'T FIGHT IN TWO WORLD WARS JUST SO THAT YOU COULD SWAN IN ON HERE AND CRITICISE MY KNOWLEDGE OF ROMANTIC LANGUAGE SYSTEMS. EN-GER-LAND, EN-GER-LAND EN-GER-LAND....and so on and so forth etc. Go Spain