Darth Crooks

She looks like a wig wearing giraffe on crystal meth. Downtrodden by the mob she may be but she's a delicate, flawed flower that is ready to bloom

Can we just shed 1? I can't bear the injustice of her digit reference placed next to any of the others. Tis' criminal.

...and overrating 2. A fine specimen of italian genetic design she is indeed...but I think that 4 and 3 perhaps have the edge in the 'dat ass' stakes

4231...although sorely tempted to drop 1 altogether as she looks like the nerdy lad out of mars attacks

Goddamn gooks were SOB's back in 'nam mind....

We also beat them last season because we had 'nasty players' I know what they mean but fucking hell.

'But let's hope we don't end up acting like knobs like that did under keegan. They were full of "barca are our rivals now, we're not bothered about you lot".' 'There like bairns who cant see there mates with better toys.' 'A mag at work yesterday actually came up to me and congatulated me on our recent signings and said we'd done some very business while making vast improvements to our already decent squad. I rubbed my eyes in amazement' Good. God. Almighty. What complete set of japslits.

'Ha'way man history is history man, if they want to be sad enough to go on about what happened decades ago then fine, but most our lot have more class then that (obviously minus the ones on here).'

What's a pea do?

It's been rough lately. aahhhhhhhh.... gentlemen, start your engines!

This thread got stale once the dog jokes dried up

'The marauder'

Doubly so. He's even shed his accented vowels.

Went for Kadar. Hasn't looked too shabby at all when called upon.

Liverpool don't have the Gaul to comment on us this way...

Subbuteo

Just to play devil's advocate is that the sort of twattish thing people berate Nile Ranger for or would people ignore it if he came cause Zoggy's good? Genuine question

See you in Oblivion West Ham. We'll see if the bloated japend feels so chipper next season. He looks like a terminally ill George Best if he'd stuck his head in a wasps nest.

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/8582/weatherman.jpg ....If true like. We have to play on the myth that he's a no nonsense ball winning DM that the rest of the world still believe. There some be some insane type out there somewhere.

Don't reckon this is a goer this like...

That is astonishingly bad. Well played. Hey Hey Demba gonna make you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove... BA-BA-BA-BA-BA....

Ba? Ba. Black, Cheap. Has he any goals?

Or Barton CABAYE BARTON Alright symmetry squad was letting on more to the belief that he may not be here soon

Or Barton