Darth Crooks

Mackem logic paradox. sewper massive universe implosion!

It's not really a tattoo; Tiote just breathed too hard on Nile's back causing a sizeable bruise.

I'm glad. He'll be a fantastic captain just like Nolan was right up until he recently left the cl......OHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....

'Oh how the mighty have falled'

Where is the source of this alleged interest all from? Is it just newcastle fans who seem to have this idea? Genuine non-pisstake question.

Cheik's in training to go lift the stand at his old club

Jonas praises Smith new replacement

Looking forward to the start of the season Sammy?...Sammy? Wait a minute you're not...

Think we should keep him as long as ryan taylor is still considered a viable cover at right winger. I shudder sometimes...

They're fucking morons man...what the blue hell does tiote being any good or not (which pretty everyone in the league and media accepts he is) have to do with us being jealous? I for one couldnt give a shit if they sign two lads from brum and connor wickham. Let them stew. Ned_werby will have an eneurism before long anyhow so he shouldn't be bothering any of us green mags any longer. Unbelievable.

She looks like a wig wearing giraffe on crystal meth. Downtrodden by the mob she may be but she's a delicate, flawed flower that is ready to bloom

Can we just shed 1? I can't bear the injustice of her digit reference placed next to any of the others. Tis' criminal.

...and overrating 2. A fine specimen of italian genetic design she is indeed...but I think that 4 and 3 perhaps have the edge in the 'dat ass' stakes

4231...although sorely tempted to drop 1 altogether as she looks like the nerdy lad out of mars attacks

Goddamn gooks were SOB's back in 'nam mind....

We also beat them last season because we had 'nasty players' I know what they mean but fucking hell.

'But let's hope we don't end up acting like knobs like that did under keegan. They were full of "barca are our rivals now, we're not bothered about you lot".' 'There like bairns who cant see there mates with better toys.' 'A mag at work yesterday actually came up to me and congatulated me on our recent signings and said we'd done some very business while making vast improvements to our already decent squad. I rubbed my eyes in amazement' Good. God. Almighty. What complete set of japslits.

'Ha'way man history is history man, if they want to be sad enough to go on about what happened decades ago then fine, but most our lot have more class then that (obviously minus the ones on here).'

What's a pea do?

It's been rough lately. aahhhhhhhh.... gentlemen, start your engines!

This thread got stale once the dog jokes dried up

'The marauder'

Doubly so. He's even shed his accented vowels.

Went for Kadar. Hasn't looked too shabby at all when called upon.