Darth Crooks

Doberfemi Mantins

Piss off man Izza dog innit boss?

Olivier St. Benard

Hatem Ben Afghan

Didn't someone call their puppy charles n'dogbia a while back? He has to return for the sake of that puppy....a puppy charles...A PUPPY!

Anyone seen that paddy power advert with Imogen Thomas in? I thought it I was a spoof job. 'Imogen just cant keep quiet about this...money back if barca win in 90 mins' n she's there looking smokin hot in a that other team that are united shirt.

was reading down through those comments, and was about to say myself, looks like we've got our own Garrincha! He used to f*** goats and s***, right? That's the Brazilian secret! Stole xmas didn't he?

The lads need to lay some of these anagrams on the smug prat. Tht'll get him telt: Primes organ. Arse-romping. Porn rag is me. Gas-prone rim Arse-rim pong Pigs are norm "Sperm" I groan Smearing pro Or alternatively refer to him as a twitteresque 'tw@piersmorgan'

Depends how you use it. Good for following interests, for example I follow web and graphic designers who regularly post good articles etc that id more than likely never come across myself. ...oh...and yeah stuff like that too

Don't get this twitter business like. For nosey twats and arseholes. Wish it would just sod off with tattle and tripe rumours.

If this happens I'll be fucking gutted. I'll have to smash my hand painted Gnomeas Gutierrez and everything.

No Ryan Taylor though is he?

Glad the pieminister has finally hobbled of on his knackered fat legs...

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0fPK2Q87vg0Wc/x610.jpg He's a legend is wor Joey. 'EVIL BASTARD BARTON TEARS OFF ARMS OF TEAM MATES CHILD'

Shant let him come here until theres been at least one airport photo and 500 pages

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3333/africanbibles1.jpg There they are...A great bunch of lads...

'EDL'

Don't think you'll ever see a better example of those lot being obsessed than photoshopping a banner so that you can claim it was a real one in order to look back in hindsight and laugh smugly at us whilst having a mediocre season. I don't usually post in this thread but Jesus tittyfucking christ.

SATANIST!!!

FYP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nro4dWnqob8 At the risk of looking desperate for decent players...

He didn't rip his shirt to reveal a liverpool kit and then jet-pack out of the stadium as i thought he would then?

Just had my first mackem mate related abuse. Small time stuff.

To be fair, if he is any sort of self-respecting professional, which I think he probably is, he'll be really disappointed with the way things panned out ....or he won't give a toss and laugh his way to the bank regardless.

The opportunity to give 'ball winner' Smith a runout for the craic. Much as it bothers (or not as I may suspect) you that people are disappointed by this to the extent they are I doint begrudge them this. Doesn't matter what point you bring him on whether it was after goal X or before goal Y; you conced possession. Agreed it requires perspective and I'm pleased with the season but I don't feel the need to 'wake the fuck up' as you eloquently put it just because 9th was so close and dodgy performances and subs blew it. I don't blame any one individual in particular but 3-0 to 3-3 smacks of all round complacency wouldn't you agree?