Darth Crooks

Definitely Colo tbh. Be nada at the back with out this sexy bastard this season.

Yup Alan Shearer is still a money grabber to many a glory hunting fan. Not quite the same but he must have his own reasons.

Alan Leopardew

I'll have you know these are jokes of the finest pedigree, chum.

Sorry folks

Jonathan Woofgate

That one's not very good.

I'm spent like. N'dogbia wins hounds down like.

Warren/Joey Barkton

Muzzle Izzet

Doberfemi Mantins

Piss off man Izza dog innit boss?

Olivier St. Benard

Hatem Ben Afghan

Didn't someone call their puppy charles n'dogbia a while back? He has to return for the sake of that puppy....a puppy charles...A PUPPY!

Anyone seen that paddy power advert with Imogen Thomas in? I thought it I was a spoof job. 'Imogen just cant keep quiet about this...money back if barca win in 90 mins' n she's there looking smokin hot in a that other team that are united shirt.

was reading down through those comments, and was about to say myself, looks like we've got our own Garrincha! He used to f*** goats and s***, right? That's the Brazilian secret! Stole xmas didn't he?

The lads need to lay some of these anagrams on the smug prat. Tht'll get him telt: Primes organ. Arse-romping. Porn rag is me. Gas-prone rim Arse-rim pong Pigs are norm "Sperm" I groan Smearing pro Or alternatively refer to him as a twitteresque 'tw@piersmorgan'

Depends how you use it. Good for following interests, for example I follow web and graphic designers who regularly post good articles etc that id more than likely never come across myself. ...oh...and yeah stuff like that too

Don't get this twitter business like. For nosey twats and arseholes. Wish it would just sod off with tattle and tripe rumours.

If this happens I'll be fucking gutted. I'll have to smash my hand painted Gnomeas Gutierrez and everything.

No Ryan Taylor though is he?

Glad the pieminister has finally hobbled of on his knackered fat legs...

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0fPK2Q87vg0Wc/x610.jpg He's a legend is wor Joey. 'EVIL BASTARD BARTON TEARS OFF ARMS OF TEAM MATES CHILD'

Shant let him come here until theres been at least one airport photo and 500 pages