Merseyside Mag

Debuchy is utter class. The little Duracell battery.

The Willo free kick!

I'm still laughing at his chest pass. Pecs of steel.

Willos chest pass

Krul's kicking is utterly hopeless.

one of my Everton supporting mates always brings that goal up when we play them.

It isn't even surprising. Over ran in midfield, defenders not winning headers.

If they are, Shola is our designated drunk driver.

How players can't read a 1-2 as obvious as that is beyond me.

Willo loves the sly pass back to Krul.

Funny thing is, Cisses actually having a good game bar the finishing. It hasn't been as bad as a performance as I had feared.

f*** knows what's going on with him. He's not even on the bench? He must be the laziest player at training or something. Pardew is mental to keep a full fit Sylvain away from the squad, even though he couldn't bring out his talent anyway

Is Marveaux dead?

I played against Thomas Ince a few years ago. He played for West Kirby Wasps, me Liscard Panthers. I was left back, him right mid, and I had him in my back pocket all game. We beat them on penalties in the final of some tournament, he missed the decisive peno aswell. Paul Ince was meant to hand out the trophies at the end, and because they lost, he just got off. Was a right t***. He's now worth 8m.

Buzzing. Had Lukaku and Remy both to score first.

I purely loved Alan Shearer for England when I was younger (mainly post euro 96, World Cup 98), this then led to me supporting NUFC. it's been a rocky road but I love it. Gained massive respect off mates and people in the local boozers when we got relegated. Family are mainly Evertonians.

Farcical sub, from a farcical manager.

Tenner on Benny 1st goal. Free bet from SkyBet. New account, new dose of luck.

Liverpool surely, not even any debate about the subject. I'm boycouting you from now on. Haha, it was a tough call but, I'm sure I seen one before which was just an a4 piece of paper with 'Mourinho' scribbled on in biro!

Chelsea would win the Premier League every year, if it was based on making s*** signs and banners.

Kyle Walker is so over rated.

Played Koscienly.

I quite like having a strong defence. Might change before the start but, I'm happy with those 4 mids.

Woop woop.