Merseyside Mag

Sissoko is a weird one. It's very much a love/hate relationship, mainly down to his consistency. It'll be like breaking up with your missus, telling all the lads she was t***, and she done your head in anyway, gonna' move on to better girls, but when on a night out, with zero luck (sort of like getting beat 1-0 away to Norwich), texting her to come round yours at 4am, hoping she would come back.

I loved Cabaye at OT. Just remember it being a brilliant day. A mates Birthday,out all day, and a cracking week for my circle of friends. Everton had won there a few days previous (Oviedo 1-0), they were buzzing, joining in on our result, and Our Man U mates got terrorised. They were generally lost for words. Mentions for; Bellamy, Rob Lee (Chelsea), Shearer (Spurs FA Cup, Man U 4-3), Big Dunc (Man U), and Tiote.

Cabella/Haidara/Anita > The rest. Williamsons long balls to Perez, man. The first 3 he attempted went out of play!

Newcastle to win, over 10 corners, over 40 points card index. You've heard it here first.

Ahhh sound. I remember beating Spurs and West Brom well, then obviously the Derby.

Did Roeder win 6/7 in a row?

I never thought I'd see a Newcastle squad related photo were I actually liked everyone in it.

Nailed on, Sherwood. And by nailed on, I mean that's just a hunch I have.

Isn't Oliver Kemen the French under 20 captain? Surely if he's good enough for them, he's good enough for our weak as p*** midfield.

It's going to be Falcao.

Haha. The 4 players we don't even have in our squad (1 being on loan) would all, arguably, get into our starting 11 today.

I'm sure we signed some Argentinian striker on loan...

A horrid 1-0 win to us lot.

I remember when Maradonna dropped him and Zanetti from the 2010 World Cup squad. There was outrage. Gutierrez playing right back was unbelievable.

Begovic Debuchy Terry Lovren Hazard Can Yaya Toure Barton Rooney Giroud Costa Myhill, Hutton, Dummett, Cork. Yes, my bench is horrendous.

Even with our transfer business, my god our squad is weak.

Campbell was great then.

Vuckic needs to find his best position soon.

Pro Evo esque. I like it.

Germany start of the tournament 11/2 £10 Germany BTTS 11/2 £5 Messi anytime Germany win 9/1 £5

I was stupidly looking forward to browsing through photos of him smiling, and having a laugh with the rest of the squad. Hopefully getting back in the mix, but no. This is what we have to put up with. You can only laugh at how stupid this situation is, or I'd just end up getting more wound up.

Was looking through the photos on Flickr of today's training, no Benny there? Any reason or was he just in Greggs?

So, he's injury free, going to be sold, and were still going to get relegated. Sound that. Good luck to him at the World Cup.

Aguero top goalscorer 12/1 £10 e/w Germany to win the World Cup 11/2 £10 Then done £2.50 on teams to win each group, 2.50 on 2 teams to progress from each group. Some of them groups are tough to call.

Australia/Geoffrey Chaucer reverse forecast.