Ameritoon

Dortmund; pretty good

Sounds like a stormer for Mbemba

Gotze's first since returning, 1-0

this is amazing happy for mitro

Jonjo in some form

Get in

dem bews

Shouldn't have taken off Gooch

World class defending

I don't want to entirely blame colonialism for his hair or the capital a, but that's pretty much the reason

Never considered that

Outside of said debilitating injury, he's going to be the best player we've ever produced, probably by a significant amount. He's amazing. Thankfully there's a lot of other young Americans succeeding across Europe in big academies, he was just the first to break through. Pretty exciting future for us.

Pulisic; still God Paul Arriola; really short

He did get a Croatian passport so he could move to Dortmund before 18, so I guess you're excused. Don't want to get too bold here, but with him and a lot of our other top prospects, we could be pretty good in 5-7 years

where did you think he was from?

Probably in reference to this http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/9980575.Llambias_says_Magpies_will_still_be_careful/

I guess we can't really take his spell at West Brom at face value. Any winger under Tony Pulis is going to struggle/not play at all. Doesn't seem like he's done anything of note since first coming into Wigan's first team. Not excited about this one

Calm down Mike, we need something to be outraged about

24 and perpetually loaned out, great system. Wouldn't mind a winger on loan though, especially with Aarons fitness

Reminds of the Rugrats Christmas episode. I'm not sure who Angelica is in this scenario but Pardew is definitely Phil and Lil

Not awful

It's either that or the beer

yay

They're pretty awful. Basically anything of their's doesn't work on Chrome. I know this game will be on Bein Connect but I'm sure most of us will end up finding other ways to watch it considering it's generally shit. Maybe things have changed recently, but I doubt it.

Doing it with an ear injury too, better than the MJ flu game