Ameritoon

He's been impressive, but I wouldn't put him in the England squad. Got torn apart by Milner last week and been the weak link in a few other games this season. He's young so I suspect he'll develop well and become a consistently good player, but that's not now.

Can they have Courtois back now?

oh shit

FFS

Kind of feel bad for him, but mostly just laughing at Sir Alex's retirement speech.

Nah, it's funny

Just imagine. Think I might go ahead with that suicide I have planned for sometime during my mid-life crisis.

Man, I love Sandro. Thought he was excellent his first two seasons in England, fallen off a bit, but that whole Spurs team has outside of a few.

Would've thought this shit goes on at every match http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/apr/19/police-called-drug-scandal-major-club?CMP=twt_gu

Feel the same but don't really want to say it out loud.

Only just saw that Sunderland penalty. Jozy, man

Really disappointed with that crowd. Total shit until after the penalty. Not that it really matters, but that could've at least been one nice takeaway from today.

wow

dammit krul stop trying

Shola somehow he keeps getting funnier

Williams is the second biggest twat in the league

Not even playing poorly enough to get the crowd against him. Pointless

Fucking better be enough for at least one Pardew out chant

Swansea are just shit enough to ruin this for us

shola ffs

dan gosling

Really countering with speed here.

Except Pullis

Well he wasn't good enough back then. Weren't we close to loaning him when we were in the Championship? It was from before that when he was at Southampton. You never know how good he was going to be, but there's very little risk to it.