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Yup. Might pee my pants actually

Middle class scum

How does that banner shit even happen? How does someone's mind work in a way that makes them put 'where' instead of 'what'? This seems to be a serious problem in Newcastle

Once Pardew and Ashley are gone we should really consider starting a campaign to get Ryder a new phone.

ffs thought it was in

lol santoon

George Caulkin ‏@CaulkinTheTimes It's Pardew's 1st time in SJP dug-out since Feb 23rd. Low-level booing each time he walks into technical area. Carver giving most orders.

ffs, having good players back sucks

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Shouldn't be this happy about a 17-year old, but he's got a higher ceiling than Green. There's a group we have of about 20 highly rated young attackers, if only a few of them make it out we could be genuinely good in 6 years or so.

Not sure where to put this, but Woodman just tweeted. Andy Woodman ‏@GKGuruWoody Sad! Rumour mongers! Would imagine it's something to do with NUFC, also it's 2AM on a matchday

This might be the worst thing he's ever said. Holy fuck

decent little ball there

I don't know if it's aired over here, but a lot of people I know, mostly girls, have watched it.

Copa America Centenario finally officially announced http://www.soccerbyives.net/2014/05/concacaf-announce-centenario.html Pretty happy with this. Hopefully it becomes a regular thing, the US has needed another difficult tournament and will so even more since friendlies in Europe will be hard to schedule. It has the potential to be one step below Euro's in ten years time.

Holy shit

Good shit

"boil yer heed" has been my favorite moment so far

Celebration

dat's it

Imagine thinking he should not only stay on, but should be given the freedom to restructure the team in the summer. There's only one outcome then.

Robbie Mustoe on NBC having a bit of a go at Pardew. Seems to have finally noticed his shit.

he just has Should've known