Ameritoon

May Manager of the Month coming up

Can't believe it's been 10 years since his last PL appearance. Feel like he only went away like 5 years ago for some reason.

Dear god, horrific

No sweater in the world could manage this Fulham team out of relegation

Great day for schadenfreude

Of course a week after a turgid performance we do this

love Wilson

There's absolutely no Newcastle fan in the world who thinks we'll win this

No way

Buy him pls

Should score but that's a great save

Shipping out Lejeune was so fucking stupid

Jacobs just showed his ass in the SL saga saying Atletico had left well before they had even considered dropping out. He might be right here, I have no clue, but his opinions should be taken with a grain of salt like everyone else.

Oh, that's awful.

Great cameo from Pulisic

Gattuso would make sense because we're an absolutely batshit club

He apologized on air, too. Seems like everyone has moved on.

After Di Maria was sent off he said "it's that Latino temperament." Did not go over well here.

I had the game on for five minutes before muting

A goal and two assists for Cowell last night. Here he is outpacing a grown man

Not actually watching, what's going on there?

Same, at some point in the next year or two I'll do a trip to Amsterdam and take the train to Dortmund for a match.

Catastrophe

Whew

I think that's Caden Clark, he's going straight to to Leipzig. We're going to win the World Cup with some horribly named middle-class kids.