tom1988

Bit late on this one, busy week - my cousin plays for the mariners youth set up so I messaged my uncle to get the low down on the lad and whether he is any good or not, this is his review... 'Garang Kuol. Potential but a bit lazy. Tore Barcelona apart in pre season friendly in 10 minute cameo. Brother at Frankfurt. Long way to go. Lloyd has upset him the few times they have trained against each other as Lloyd had him in his pocket. No 2 Brother just trialled and offered with Brentford. Needs to prove himself over a season in A League before I would shell out.' Make of that what you will.

Fulham had to pull out of signing Justin Kluivert because he couldn't get a work permit

The thing I don't get is why we acquiesced. Why would we let him go for so little? He's got 3 years left on his contract plus the way that they tried to stiff us when we were supposedly after Henderson and/or Lingard we should have rightfully had their pants down like Ajax have repeatedly done.

Bank Holiday weekend, overtime is expensive!

I have to say I am disappointed with our resident plane spotters, still nothing concrete? Come on guys!

I'm sure it's subjective, like calling someone top shagger. (which would definitely not be one of the 'longstaffs' ironically)

We need to stop putting this lot on such a pedal stool

You don't need to worry about WBA any more

Premier League: Winners: Man City Runners Up: Liverpool 3rd-6th: Spurs, Chelsea, Arsenal Relegation: Bournemouth, Fulham, Everton Overachievers: Palace Underperformers: Villa Top Goal Scorer: Salah Break Out Year: Sancho Season to Forget: Maguire PFA Player of the Year: Salah PFA Young Player of the Year: Haaland Manager of the Year: Klopp First manager to quit/be sacked: Lampard Championship Winners: Norwich Runners Up: Watford Play-Offs: Sheff Utd, Luton, Middlesbrough, Burnley Relegation: mackems, Reading, Rotherham Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: Wilson Season to forget: ASM Who will be the first player to be sent off for us?: Botman / Shelvey FA Cup: Liverpool League Cup: Liverpool EFL Trophy: Forest Green Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Inter Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Bayern Europa League winner: Arsenal Conference League Winner: Vilarreal World Player of the Year: Sadio Mane World Young player: Pedri

This whole thing just screams Dan James. He'll never come good and Leeds will have lost a tonne on him

Brucey would have said all of those things #howeout

Really hope that we announce Osimhen out of nowhere

If he stays fit.

Are you his agent?

I dunno man, he's a serial winner. Yes he's a diva and the wrong side of 30 for building a team around but what a statement of intent. The likes of Ekitike, Diaby etc. if they saw that Ronaldo was willing to come to us for 'the project' how many others would sign up? Similar to signing Zlatan, you would do it for the aura of them around the club and not necessarily for their on pitch contribution (even though last season Ronaldo still outperformed the entire manure squad)

In fairness to him he was neglected at Spurs by Mourinho after being one of Poch's favourites which started the decline and then got shipped off to the scouse mackems where he has fat frank as his boss. Hardly someone that is going to get the best out a player - I don't think he's a complete right off yet but he's very quickly going the way of Wilshere (who, somehow, is still only 30).

Definitely missed the boat on this... what?

Hmm I'm probably the opposite; rumours, shite and banter I get from on here and vids, montages etc. I get on Twitter. I don't bother reading posts by anyone that has some shit nufc photo or parody or black and white emojis as their name or their bio. Same for any other club. If that is all they have going for them then clearly whatever they say is going to be their unverified, biased shite.

I really don't understand all the hate for Twitter, surely if you're selective with your sources/accounts then it's fine? It's not like you'd be sat in a pub and actively start listening to or acknowledging the crazys propping up the bar and taking their ramblings as truths so why would you do it on twitter?

Atletico? Manquillo, Tripps, Gamez... were there others?

Zaniolo from Roma? There was a story last week that we'd had a bid rejected

Bruce forgotten that he's not our manager any more? Although he used to fly Jet2 didn't he?

Would love us to get Neves, can't see it happening though as if he moves it'll surely be for European football

He's not, Rovers took their option to extend for a year. They'll make some money on him now as there's no way he's staying.

Just because someone plays well on loan, it doesn't mean they should be signed permanently. Willock as another example