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So if all your players cross the halfway line the other side can kick off as soon as they like? Surely the ref has to blow his whistle first, and he'd have to be a right wanker to allow them to kick off while you're all celebrating.

Watch him end up at Palace. I'm basing this on absolutely nothing, but I always got the impression Cabaye thought Pardew was a complete bell end.

They look cheap so i'm convinced.

It's a shit rule anyway. The rule should be as long as your cock stays in your pants you can do whatever you like.

This must have been asked, possibly by me. Has anyone been sent off for taking his shirt off twice?

Got 7/10 and 10/10. Happy with that!

Love the Italian guy on Allo Allo, clearly England fans never watched it.

Ah. Please accept my apologies for my tone and manner in that case. Although, as it does not seem have been sung again, we're still no further forward to solving it. Poorly worded on my part old chap, no apologies necessary.

I meant I'd logged on to find this out.

Logged on to find this out?

I've been in bed all afternoon so have no idea how it went beyond the final score. Has anyone mentioned moral victory yet? Sounds like a nailed on moral victory to me.

Ah I think I perhaps worded it wrong. By average I was trying to say he's on a par with Obertan, Sammy, Gouffran, Williamson...

No way he is average In this current side I'd say he is.

The past few years we've relied on lads like Ba and Remy who were able to conjure goals out of thin air. This guy doesn't have that ability, he'll probably go back to France and score a few goals. At the minute he's an average striker in an atrocious side.

Everton fans booing the minutes applause?

I'd be perfectly happy for us to just fuck the match off, as a club I mean. The players can stay at home and we can all go for a quiet pint. Put the ticket money and the expenses towards the fine that the FA dish out and everyone will be much happier.

I've watched Rooney getting knocked out half a dozen times and it doesn't get any less funny. But seriously, what a pair of clowns. Some of my mates are Jeremy Kyle fodder but even we don't go in for kitchen boxing.

Was gonna post this last night, but couldn't be bothered.

Hard as nails Wazza, like.

Europa league innit - almost guarantees relegation. Oh yeah silly me, forgot about the season crippling Europa league.

Just seen the table on BT, how on earth have Everton got less points than us? They have a far better squad and a manager who isn't a mong.

100% Sure I don't.

Who was that against? The only time I recall him mixing the celebration up was away at Blackburn. But that doesn't look like Ewood to me.

If a team full of Smiths played a team full of Obertans, the Smiths would wipe the floor with the Obertans. How fucking scientific is that?