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he has a strange fascination to those gates for some reason. And it was funny when he said the stadium of seagulls s*** was the best in the world on a day the fans in it was literally shat on inside the very stadium.

no. This is not how we would want it to end. his lovers in the media will say he wasn't given enough time and was let down by taxi-gate. When in fact, he was already proper shit before that.

The f*** is this? some scary mong trying to be a youtube star or something? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g79a8Ns7dsM

The problem with them this time is who is going to be their saviour? They had Defoe, Gyan, even that piece of human garbage AJ helping them in the past. They had Grabban earlier this season but even he f***ed off. This time? Who? Who? Who?

hope there's no woman version of Carver

Really need him to stay until they are really f***ed up. No way will the media and pundits blame him if he was binned in the near future. How quickly do they forget the s*** year he had at Palace yet keep going on about getting us to 5th place.

Is this the firts time he's reportedly lost the dressing room? Because if it is, then he's lost one of the key things that shit pundits big him up about and that's his supposedly great man management skills. Little by little, the cunt is being found out left right and center by others who have said the Geordies were deluded.

new tv deal is announced you fat cockney bastard and you won't get anymore than what you get now and you'd get even less if we weren't even in the goddamn league. so accept the offer on the table, take the money and bugger off. Build a mansion on Mount Fuji or live the next door to Trump or something. Just sell us you greedy cunt.

Think I just saw the fucking midget Wise on SSN just now and seemingly talking about us again as there was an image of the club badge in a frying pan or something. No clue what it was about.

Amazing job Pardew. Absolutely amazing. You can fuck up the team all you want. The chairman and CEO will take the bullet. Another club blinded by this fella. Must have some strong black magic in his closet.

when was the injury? Forgot how it happened.

is the takeover deal completely dead? We're in no international break but two weeks before the next game. God knows what Ashley can do when there's a long time off between games for us.

That first shot he saved, I think from Linggard. Would have been a goal if it was Blob trying to get down that quickly to dive

have had a good weekend so far apart from switching kane from vice-captain to captain, and Aguero from captain to nothing. Put De Gea as vice. should have known better.

Anyone know if there's a repeat of the match on Sky anytime soon? What time?

And to see Hayden go back to him after the conversation was seemingly over was great to see that a player was serious in knowing what his manager wanted. if Hayden was listening to Pardew, he'd probably let it in in his right ear and float it out through his left.

If Southampton lose by more than 1 goal today, we have the best GD of the teams below us. We just need to keep going and get Slimani fit.

Arsenal have been atrocious today. Make us look good

Spurs will rue these chances when Koscielny comes up and scores a header in injury time

Arsenal have been so awful. Some of their touch and passes have been Newcastle-esuque

i've said it time and time again that our players' 1st touch are incredibly woeful and we lose any 2nd balls that are contested. i also find it weird how we don't have players around the edge of the box during corners. Last time i remember we scored from the edge of the box when the ball was clear from a corner was Tiote against Arsenal. Was Wanyama's thunderbolt yesterday after a corner?

i really hate our players' 1st touch. so many of them are shit scared of receiving the ball. We are also so often out of position to 2nd balls too.

http://giant.gfycat.com/MixedMinorDorking.gif After all these years, still don't understand what the cunt wanted by doing this shit dance

Hope he tears the league up and Rafa gives him another chance. If not, then I can accept him being sold in the summer. Hopefully after a good World Cup. Fulham play the mackems later in April. Hope he terrifies the heck out of them. Preferably sending them down to League 1.

Mitro would have whacked that penalty in.