Froggy

He hasn't done OK in UEL games, he has been brilliant. Give the man credit where it's due. We're in the final and he's been a huge reason for that. If we lose to Spurs and still want to revamp the squad, we'll likely sell one of Mainoo or Garnacho to do it. Any fee for Rashford is pure profit as well. A good summer of sales and we will be able to spend a lot.

Been a decent player. Never looked great but has never really been bad and is still playing a part. Time for him to go but I'll be a bit sad when he leaves.

Not true. He's been one of our best players since Amorim came in, and is probably the second name on the team sheet after Fernandes. The extra protection offered to the midfield by Ugarte has allowed him to focus on what he's good at. We're all aware his wages are mental, but 99% of fans want him to stay now until his contract ends. He's been a different player since Ten Hag left, not to mention that he's a serial winner. Rashford, Sancho, Eriksen, Lindelof, Evans and Heaton will almost certainly leave. Antony I wouldn't mind getting another crack to be honest, but don't mind if he's sold either and his performances in Spain will have boosted his value. It's well over a million in wages saved when they leave though. Alvaro Carreras looks likely to sign for Madrid as well, and we've put a huge sell-on clause in the contract when he was sold to Benfica. Should be another decent uplift there,

At risk of running out of cash* Also won't be anywhere near £200m without sales.

Think Cunha is a no brainer and a great signing. But I'm very wary of Delap. I know he's cheap, but he's also young and feel like we need someone with experience to lead the line. The pressure to be the main man crippled Hojlund this year.

Especially when they don't exist.

It's Man United mate.

If we don't sell anyone, aye.

Everton win 1-12. Chelsea win 1-0. Up steps Rasmus Hojlund with a brace to sink Villa. Newcastle qualify for the Champions League. The Geordie's rejoice. "Rasmus! Rasmus! Rasmus!"

Amorim and Ten Hag alone have won the same amount of major trophies as Newcastle have in 133 years tbf.

Worried.

Worried about Wednesday mate. We're in our fifth final in five years. I don't need to jump ship for glory.

Not liking this trend of teams winning their first trophies in decades like.

Did you just say Callum Wilson is better than Andy Cole? Just for clarity.

What about Solskjaer?

I guarantee you that if we win the final, we'll beat Villa.

Can only imagine how frustrating it was for you lot watching us pass around the back in the 98th minute.

Get ready for the subs.

Guys, think how happy I'd be if we won.

If you finish 2nd it's Howe for me like, otherwise Slot.

No I wouldn't want him sold. He's put his head down after being dropped and works his arse off. Doubt there's many under 21 players with as many goal contributions as him over the last few years as well. Minimum £50-60m though if it was to happen otherwise it wouldn't be entertained.

Zero chance of Semenyo and Cunha unless Garnacho is being sold.

He's a clown. Never reliable for us.

Would have smashed Leicester in the replay.