Froggy

£100m + £16m for Wirtz.

We spent £180m in the summer to win the Europa League and get into the Champions League. I'm pleased to inform you that it worked.

We still owe money to Dortmund for Sancho I think. I can see us just sending him back there and writing the rest of it off. I'll be very happy to see the back of that little scrote.

Sounds closer to £150k. I'm sure we'll find out.

Worth noting none of our reputable sources have ever reported anything about Gyokeres. I'm not sure where it's actually come from aside from the lazy Amorim link. I'd be calling bullshit only Romano has been posting a lot about it. Andy Mitten, who's as good as it gets for us now, said he was speaking to upper management at the club this week and Gyokeres wasn't mentioned at all as a target. Also said the Mbeumo wage is nowhere near what's been reported.

Gyokeres has scored more goals in two seasons than Michu did in his entire career.

He knows rightly how much those comments would annoy Newcastle fans. He's a prick.

£30m feels cheap enough given that they paid nearly £20m for him and have just been promoted.

That's Dan Ashworth for you.

Chelsea maintain full trust in Petrovic, Sanchez, Jorgensen and Penders* *after they couldn't agree a fee for a new keeper.

If he can get Newcastle to 5th he could win the treble with us I reckon.

Alan Pardew: "I'd like to see him [Mbeumo] in a Man United shirt. We need a big Man United. The Premier League needs a big Man United. Just for historical net levels, I want a big Man United" Always liked wor Alan.

Don't worry I like you too Kenny.

It's joey. It was a genuine answer and question to him. I like joey.

Well we're selling or at least loaning out Rashford, Sancho, Antony and Garnacho. We've already released Lindelof, Eriksen and Evans. There's potential moves for Hojlund and Onana. Who are you selling?

£80m

Aye I'd take Osimhen in a heartbeat, but I don't think he's close to being the best striker in the world.

Isak for one. I think Kane, Lewandowski and Mbappe are better without question. I reckon you could make a case for Martinez, Haaland, Gyokeres and Alvarez.

The clause we seem to be inserting when selling is a percentage of the profit. Not sure what the clause is exactly but it's likely to be 20% of anything above £15m. It's the same one we have with Benfica and Carreras, who's about to move to Real Madrid.

The rag that started this rumour also claimed we're offering Mbeumo £150,000 a week. Both must be true then?

Looks like that's just the done thing now. Everyone does it.

Thought the same. Would take him as our #1.