Away Toon

Fuck this idea of hope, of keeping Rafa, of keeping Ashley's dick in the financial pie, burn the fucker to the ground, drive the fat fuck out and start again. Nothing to support here.

We absolutely definitely deserve to get relegated. Apart from being crap, we've got a whole set of snidy dirty little arseholes running around wearing the shirt. Sell/give away the fucking lot of them

Tiote playing very well. This is seriously nerve wracking. It was much easier when I didn't care. Same for most of us I expect

Fucking disgusting by Sissoko, we are so fucking down

I've said it already, I think Rafa will leave with a 0% win record. This team has less bottle than the Owen, Viduka, Duff one, didn't think that was possible.

Starting to hope Benitez leaves for being unable to make even the slightest discernible improvement albeit with the biggest bunch of wankers who have collectively worn the shirt since 2009

Rafa deserves some serious shit for this team selection and being completely unable to either organise or motivate this bunch of wankers.

Second week in a row that NBC have shown us on USA, well will the horror end? Well pretty soon really as we are down. Long just walked through our defense and scored.

Shelvey shouldn't be playing as a deep lying midfielder and probably should never be one of a two midfield paring. He needs to be the furthest forward in a midfield three, who knows he might score a few goals if he gets out of our half. What's wrong with a 433 anyhow, good enough for Barca but not for us. This 4231 absolutely sucks in modern football, it's negative and it's boring.

I rate the idea of Mbemba, the reality is pretty shit though.

Yes but Rafa is a modern manager like McClaren, Pardew and Mourinho, 1 striker only, until it's all gone to shit and we are chasing the game.

It wouldn't surprise me at all if we don't win another game this season which would mean that Rafa would leave with a 0% win record. Either McClaren didn't tell Rafa the truth or he wasn't listening. Wouldn't surprise me if we lose to Villa the worst team in the premier league since Derby who finished with 11 points most of them that they got from us that season.

Bein have Friday evening games and sometimes one on a Saturday though not a 3 o clock kick off one. Something not to fucking look forward to really.

Selection was definitely wrong. Lascelles is by far the best header of a ball out of our defenders and should have been marking Mbokani who won 89% of his aerial duels against us. Anita shouldn't have been at LB, and Cisse should never start for us.

I'm a quick learner even on my old fucked ipad

Do you know anything about football? Of course Morgan would improve our central defense as would Huth.

Relegated

Not only is centre midfield Gini's best position it's the only one that gets him involved enough in the game.

Another goalkeeper who can't kick. Don't know how we do it

If you're not watching this, no words can describe how bad we are, and how pathetic some of our supposed better players are, Townshend and Sissoko in particular. This club needs burning to the ground, there's not one player you would want to keep if you were trying to build something.

You can see why we are 19th, Norwich look way better than us. As they say Mbemba looks like he has a mistake in him, he's got very little stick this season for some inept performances, I've more confidence in Taylor. Goal coming.

That's the way to close out a game

They are so much quicker and cleverer than we are

Shelvey quite rightly is scared to go forward and his midfield partner gives him mo cover at all.

I like this new hoof ball we are playing. Progress.