Hanshithispantz

Oooof Geordie_B Christ man

Man U were shit, we made them look like a pub team. Nothing more to it, we were great.

Just ever so slightly clip the bar (like kiss it) and smash the net = Dinks off the inside of the post too, ala Cantona & RvP v the Mackems (although Robin's obviously never actualy went in, but who cares)

I thought he was a scrappy poacher tbh No way he was this good at the hammers, was he? (I dunno)

Hopefully it's the start of a turnaround

Gary 'Colo' Cahill

Fuck me

Better than Obertan like

Looked like he was still full of energy aproaching the 90 minute mark too, granted he hasn't played a lot but still/

He's got his tactics completely wrong for a while now, there's no denying that, we've been absolutely rubbish recently. He'll probably get them wrong in the future too, but tonight he got it spot on and will rightfully be applauded for it, hopefully it continues, if it doesn't and we start dropping silly points and playing like a bunch of no hopers again then he'll be critised.

No lose situation for them really. Everyone will forget if we do well. If we do bad, they can enjoy it and give it 'told you so'. Pathetic. Are yee for fucking real?

Bringing Obertan on up front with like a minute of normal time to go was a bit of a piss take like

Sex on legs

Very brave of you to refrain from writing this in 7 or so of the previous 8 games mind Stu. You stallion of a man.

Fuck it i'm going to say it, best centre back in the league bar none. I'm not even scared.

The Silver Fox is back

Ba man, WTF?

Probably keep some of Krul's wild kicks in play atleast

Raylor will be better than Obertan tbh. He still shouldn't be there though.

I'm pretty sure more people are annoyed that we've clearly set up for route 1 YET AGAIN as opposed to us not starting Benny like (although starting him would obviously help to eradicate the former).

I can only imagine he's pissed on Pardew's kids or something. Raylor and Ameobi ffs? Long ball for life though Pards, Longball for life

Shola will be shit, guaranteed. Infact the only standout players in our side will be the usual 2 in Colo and Ba, everyone else will be either bypassed or just be plain shit. Simmo may make a few last ditch tackles/save one off the line, Krul may make a few wonder saves and then hoof the ball to Shola, who will fall over and they will kick it back down and score. It's obvious how this game will turn out.

Giggs is a CM. I wasn't exactly been precise like

4 strickers, 3 wingers, and a central midfielder