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Ashley out.

Any reason why both our centre backs fancy themselves as a modern day Garrincha?

It's going to Spain tbf

Probably why they bought him, play him for 80 minutes, take him off and score an instant goal. Great buisness.

Sturridge casualy raping people now

Nice header, sign him up Pards.

What did they just say Jordan Henderson was "booed off the stage for doing so"?

Didn;t have a clue who he was, but after a quick google he looks more like Carlton Cole. Maybe a hybrid of the 2.

Not spending big is not unambitious, been completely reluctant to spend big is, however. I'm all for these bargain basement deals we are getting, but I hope we are not purposefully avoiding other players because we are s*** scared of spending over £5m.

I'm probably jumping the gun a bit, like, but I still have nightmares about Osman's goal.

Triple S Sports? c***s or no c***s?

After the Everton match i'd much sooner be castrated than play Saylor at RB.

This is how I see it, we've complained for eons about our failure to link play from midfield to the forwards, I cannot see this helping, no matter how technicaly gifted the 3 are. That been said Cabaye scored 8 goals in the 2009/2010 season, and apparently played in a more free roal up the pitch? Ferk knows, I see one defensive midfielder (Tiote) and a deep lying playmaker (Cabaye) as enough, fill the rest out with sexy young French lads.

They'll just go over the top of us

I'd agree, if we we're Barcelona (and even they have Busquets).

'Tiote Cabaye Matuidi' is quite a short midfiled 3 tbh

Scored 2 and won me a penalty (which Cabaye converted) against the Mackems. Exelent signing.

Whats Barnetta valued at?

Our only financial crisis is Ashley's unwillingness to spend.

I agree mate they're both s**** however purely in terms of when we have possession, Raylor would edge it for me. Shola Ameobi is probably better in possession than Simpson, should we play him at RB? Ryan Taylor is not a full back, he's a poor midfielder who posseses exelent ability when striking a ball, nowt else.

Isn't Danny Simpson like our fastest player or something? (according to some running test thing). Anyway, he's a lot faster than Ryan Taylor ffs

Danny Simpson CAN defend though, we've seen with Perch (and Taylor) what a RB who cannot defend is like. And most fullbacks in the league aren't wizzards up and down the wing, it's just the fact people seem to think our RB should be a carbon copy of Enrique.

That avartar is quite sexy like. Skeletor

Yeah he had a decent season, I don't know the ins and outs of every right back in the league, like, but he definatly wasn't so bad that he can out right be called "the worst right back in the league."