Seriously though Woodgate COULD be a great signing, he has strung together a few random 30 game seasons amongst his injuries, so they may be lucky. Obviosly his wage would have to be VERY heavily appearance based, something like 10k a week basic wage, with 20-30k extra based on appearances and clean sheets (numbers plucked out of my arse), with a raise based on promotion.
At the very least he'd boost there FIFA rating...