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http://www.ohmelads.com/news/a-response-to-martin-samuel/ Havn't read it myself yet like, but it's apparently a decent article (if not stupidly long)

Seriously though Woodgate COULD be a great signing, he has strung together a few random 30 game seasons amongst his injuries, so they may be lucky. Obviosly his wage would have to be VERY heavily appearance based, something like 10k a week basic wage, with 20-30k extra based on appearances and clean sheets (numbers plucked out of my arse), with a raise based on promotion. At the very least he'd boost there FIFA rating...

Tbf Bowyer would be a good move, Woodgate would absolutely rape any forward in the league for the 4-5 cameos he will make at the end of a game, and Smith... actualy fuck Smith.

Sewelly's just showing off now

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Sounds like one of them "mag at work..." stories Anyway, I hope you fucking hit him.

In Liverpools case it's there success that makes them so big, for the likes of Villa & Everton however, although they are very successful clubs historicaly, they are not successfull enough to the point where it has an effect on there modern day stature in football. People say "silverware is everything" when it suits them, but unless it directly affects there following/sales/revenue etc, it means absolutely fuck all.

I'll answer the question, and not the article like. Newcastle are a 'big' club, bigger than most anyway. People just seem to get mixed up betwean 'big' and 'the biggest', 'giant', 'absolutely f***ing massive' etc which leads to some pretty cringeworthy views.

man football has changed huh? used to be the time we'd look at a prospective signing in the hope he'd play in the first team for many years and score shitloads of goals As a fan obviosly thats what I do hope, clearly this is not how our current owner wants to operate though, sadly.

After the financial cap starts falling into place we may see the end of these crazy transfers (or atleast a big decrease in them) so I wouldn't be so sure about the certainty of getting our money back.

Aye, the bit where he explains that we aren't as big as Liverpool and Manchester United was realy insightful

Theres too much shit in that article like, but this is fucking magic: "just not big enough to stop their best midfielder dropping a division" I hope he's just fishing for bites, because no 'sports journalist' can seriously be that fucking retarded.

"Sports Journalist of the Year" fucking honestly, that man was voted Sports Journalist of the Year?

That control pad

Someone put up a Youtube vid a while back with comments such as "who wouldn't want Smith in there side?" "Absolute warrior" and such s*** like that. I was nearly sick.

I hate seeing Newcastle fans commenting on Facebook/Twitter ect, thick as f***ing mince. p.s class avatar BottledDog

Be warned, Sewelly, if I see you sporting the dancing chicken in French attire I probably will fancy you, like.

http://www.wallpapers-football.net/player-wallpapers/Dimitar-Berbatov/berbatov-wallpaper4.jpg

"an arse-licking, tedious little ponce" :lol:

Eurosport Seems i'm a bit late like Actualy am I fuck, twas just half time

Bendtner would do well for a side outside the top 5-6 I think, he gets far too much stick. I dunno if he's worth £8m or not like.

Eurosport Seems i'm a bit late like

Is this U17 game on the tele?

I don't realy understand comments like this at all like. EVERY time England get knocked out of a competition someone says it, it's like the widespread perception that Geordies believe they have a god given right to win the league every year. Complete bollocks.