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My grievance and complete discust is slowly turning to acceptance, i'll see how we are in a few games time, I imagine i'll be a pedantic mess again to be honest.

I suppose he needs to be given a chance, even though I'm against this appointment 100% and will be pretty quick to judge. Obviosly hope he does well like, even though the smug fat fucker up stairs will be unbearable (even though he doesn't say nowt... he doesn't need to.)

It's pretty clear Mike Ashley is just taking the piss now, clearly this is all 1 big practical joke and we just cannot see the funny side.

I thik Redknap was just pushing for a pay rise to be honest

I would love to see JR comentating a Premier League match, that would probably be the best thing ever tbf.

I honestly wouldn't be suprised if I tune into this press conference to find 'Dezza and Pards' in 70s flaired jumpsuits been interviewed by Joe Pasquale. Infact I don't think anything in general life will phase me anymore.

Anyone got any news on this or is it complete bullshit? Apparently there looking at us, Everton and Spuds

I didn't think i'd ever feel such a disinterest in the club than I do at this minute. Alan Pardrew man, how on earth has it come to this?

He's not as bad as you think he gets some things spot on. Its hard not to when you cover every single angle without actually putting any faith behind any of them. Pardew could be manager, but you can't rule out someone else! You should expect a manager by Wednesday, or Thursday, if not Friday... certainly before the weekend, but if not there will be a Caretaker. so true

Is the no we we can stop this from happening? Like can we not physically prevent Pardrew from signing a contract, just litteraly stand at the doors with a broom and fend him off or something?

What has it not got to do with this tbh?

Jurgen Klinsman Management CV: German National Team - 2004-2006 Bayern Munich - 2008-2009 Not Alan Pardrew - 1964-

I think I need a new keboard

Apart from our promotion season (we shouldn't ave been down there in the first place) has Ashley done anything at all right? Lkhas there actuly ben a decision tht we kno hemde tht has genuinly benefited the club in some way? Because i'm honsty struggeling here.

Someone send Bird a soundbite of JFK calling him a cunt via his twitter

Attendances will drop thats for sure.

So apparantly all you need to do to get the Newcastle job nowerdays is get aquanted with Mikey and Dezza in a London casino.

I get 22 to be honest

tbf the rape comment was quality

Basicaly imagine your mate crashes your brand new Audi and replaces it with a Y-reg Ford Escord, this is how it feels. I personaly wouldn't hold any qualms against the car, but I could never love and nurture it in the same way I did it's predecessor.

Fucking hell man Wenger and Pardrew shouldn't even be mentioned in the same thread

And I'd rather be raped than murdered

We woldn't have been 1-0 down to Blackburn after about 5 minutes had Smith started instead of Tiote given this retarded logic you seem to have created.

I give in on life to be honest

Both, more the Pardrew point to be honest.