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Can hardly say his lass is to 'blame' for his death, but she's clearly a horrid little tart. This whole "cowards way out", "I have no sympathy for people who comit suicide" stance people seem to take is just daft though. RIP

Bunch of paedophiles to be honest.

"You can take Joey out of Liverpool, but you cannot take Liverpool out of Joey"

Anyway we should pretend we want him out, if Mike reads this forum and finds out we'[d be "livid" if he left theres no doubt he'd flog him to the next bidder.

The fact you did nowt but defend his innocence that day combined withe the fact getting a 3 game ban doesn't automaticaly entail a player wants to leave makes this comment a bit daft to be fair.

We'd probably have to have some fucking awsome scouts if we we're to get a player of Bartons ability for less than 10 million, and then theres getting them settled into the club/country. I hope Barton stays here until he retires/turns shite, the fact he isn't in the England squad and at a better club is down to injuries and the fact he's percieved as a masive c**t by pretty much everyone, a lot of the latter undeserved, a lot deserved too.

quality

I don't think I can think of a better example of "captain material" than Nolan in the league. Most captains are picked because they've either been at the club for a long time or are the clubs best player, Nolan has all the qualities that a captain 'should' have though.

Hmmm, depends. They have found a planet which has water on it, the water is of such a depth, the further you go down it becomes a solid state. The same happens when I open me freezer tbh

What is happening to the game, seriously? And also was Bullard ever scrutinised/fined etc when he grabbed Chimbonda's cock in the wall?

Serious man crush on this guy. Just so glad he somehow manages to fly under the radar of just about everyone despite been one of the (if not THE) most consistent left backs in the league.

Jose Enrique man, what a guy! He just seems so loveable, like a big muscular child.

SSR, probably the best thing i've seen, ever. Pat yourself on the bag squire. As for Messi, if the bloke has even a thread of dignity he'd be washing down a nice steak pie right now with a pint of his own making. Don't let the lads down, man.

hahaha at that video Shame it's actualy true. "But what will you tell the fans Mike?" "I will tell then fuck all"

I find it equally strange that, for many people, it would apparently have been okay if Jol, Klinsmann or O'Neill were brought in. They're bigger names, but who's to say that they'd be better people for this situation? Just people using comon sense to come to an opinion realy, a bit like saying "I'd rather I found a tenner on the floor than this quid" or, "I wish I got a new tele for Christmas and not this bag of coal".

The feelings chart. 20th-18th - Distain. Someone genuinly kill them all. 17th-15th - Discust. Someone genuinly kill MA's pets. 14th-11th - Bewilderment, what was the point? Someone shag Mikes daughter. 10th-8th - Slight bewilderment, we seemed fairly capable of finishing here under Chris. Wank on Mikes car. 7th-5th - Reasonable joy, accept it was a decent appointment and enjoy Europe. Egg his house. 4th-2nd - Pure joy, accept Mike and Pards as a set of tactical masterminds. Clean the mans car. 1st - Extreme jubilation, accept Mike as God. Clean the mans cock.

I think 14th-12th or there abouts would have been where we lay this season, and I do think by next season we would have overcame the hump of net been able to beat shitty teams at home. It was a work in progress afterall, as was Hughton. By the sounds of what 'Pards' has said his job is to just keep the team up...

Surely it's more a bank than a hill? Or is there the same differance, I'm not a landscape artist to be fair?

Proably realises Barton & Nolan are returning and shit his sell that we actualy turn up against the top clubs like we have a lot this season.

I hope it works out Colocho mate, personaly I cannot see it having much of an effect on Ashley but I hope i'm wrong.

Bit of a bollox pot realy like, i'm pretty sure if you ran the same poll 4-5 year ago you would have gotten similar results, people are obvioly pissed off that there manager was sacked withought reason only a few days ago.

Anti Mike banners and chants i'm all for, aswell as pro Hughon ones. Booing however I would never paricipate in (not just in this instance but when the team are playing shite etc aswell). I just don't believe it has or will ever have any possotive effect what-so-ever, and in many cases it probably has the opposite.

My grievance and complete discust is slowly turning to acceptance, i'll see how we are in a few games time, I imagine i'll be a pedantic mess again to be honest.

I suppose he needs to be given a chance, even though I'm against this appointment 100% and will be pretty quick to judge. Obviosly hope he does well like, even though the smug fat fucker up stairs will be unbearable (even though he doesn't say nowt... he doesn't need to.)

It's pretty clear Mike Ashley is just taking the piss now, clearly this is all 1 big practical joke and we just cannot see the funny side.