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Realy hoping that with Shola coming back into the frame he isn't shunned again, it's clear Pardew prefers Lovenkrands over the majority of the 90 minutes but with Shola coming back he'll probably be dropped. Just hope Ranger is still prefered as the impact sub ahead of him.

If he makes a name in a Newcastle shirt I honestly couldn't give a fuck what he says about any other club or country

Hope we got a decent fee for him, was useless most of times in the Premiership but he has shown he has the quality to succeed. certainly thi that for the reportedly low wages he was on he would have been worth keeping around.

It's allways frustrating when you look at the table and see where you could have been, but not one game in the league is a certainty and many matches come down to who has the luck for the day. Every side wins some they maybe should have lost and vice versa, it's not exactly plausable to just sugest that we havn't capatalised on other clubs shortcomings because we just didn't think of this ingeniouse plan of just winning all of our easy games

Again though, how many goals has Carroll scored from an open play Barton cross?

Aww I want that owl, poor little sod.

Never understand the whole "what we've been through" shit they spout, was there some massacre in Sunderland I habn't heard of, orchenstrated by a gang Geordies that left many of the modern day mackums homeless orphans or summat?

Some Spanish acoustic guitar s****

I thought the bit about it sitting in the garage was saying how Dyer was a crock You make a cracking point like. Sort your f***ing metaphores out, Grant.

Think it was a metaphore to the limit of games one can manage a season, and what a beautiful metaphore it was.

Clearly after her minge the little spik pervert

People are just arguing with themselves now like

Has this debate seriously come down to "x player scored a beter goal, ner ner ner ner ner" Fuck me, we were aparantly in for Bradley Johnson, he scored a cracker against Arsenal, pribably better than any Xavi has ever and will ever score, clearly he is the better footballer

Niola? Massive spelling mistake there like but I think it sounds quite fetching.

The general gist of it seems to be that although Dyer is clearly better with a ball at his feet than Nolan will ever be, he was injured far too often, and Niola, despite his limitations has scored 11 goals from midfield this season. And for those reasons some people would rather have Nolan in this squad than a young Dyer. I personaly wouldn't, but I can see where there coming from. Nolan isn't shite, and Dyer wasn't Lionel Messi.

Where has Nolans ability been overated?

Glen Johnson is a decent crosser of the ball and Meireless is fucking amazing, him or Gerrard could easily drift out and float a few in during the course of the game, plus I think Barton only crossed to Carroll once from the right to grab an assist (West Ham away), the rest coming from free kicks and corners, of which Gerrard and Meireles are more than calable of taking.

Aye, the talent is definitely there. Just look at the Chelsea game. If someone could convince him the Premier League is actually the Championship, we'd be laughing. I still think he has some sort of squad future here. I would certainly like him to have a future as a squad player, but loaning him out when he was our best cover for RM points to a deal been agreed and him been off to QPR again at the end of the season imo.

Spot on tbh, so frustrating aswell. Showed numerous times he can take the piss out a wingback if he's up for it (he certainly got the better of Cole at SJP). He just hardly ever seemed up for it though, for whatever reason.

We can hardly talk like considering we twoked it off Man U

Probably seen as a more offensive wing back who can help out with the overlap than a winger who is expected to beat his man consistently, either way he's put in a couple of lush balls into the box in the the few times he has featured.

That run against Bolton made me smile like, where he buldozed passed 3 players with the ball luckily falling into his path all 3 times.