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I'm choosing to believe that the pass was perfectly weighted.

he's exactly what I wished him to be.

Makes more sense when we look at TAA at Liverpool though. We get him on the ball a lot.

Swear to god a few of his touches to take the ball over their defence were Zidane like.

He was consistently making a mug of like 4-5 defenders, it was ridiculous

Fully willing to admit he probably knows more about football than is like.

ASM is the human manifestation of my cock.

Bruno mist have jumped straight off the plane and into Howe's lass or something.

The man's a cold blooded fucking lizard, but I love him.

Worst play on ever that like.

Get Bruno on man Howe you joyless cunt

Willock reminds me of a young Zidane.

Erotic that like. Obviously been watching Hatem at the weekend.

ASM is absolutely delicious when he's on like.

Can we get Shelvey off now, the 2 weeks prep he's had obviously hasn't worked.

Honestly why Joelinton is allowed in the box is fucking beyond me.

Fucking hell get in haha

Every fucking time Howe makes an obviously stupid call we get punished for it. It's actually ridiculous

So what's the plan here when we win the ball back from the 40 players Everton have pinned in our half? Ping it off someone and hope it lands somewhere threatening?

Jesus christ, Willock

Plus Lampard has just arrived there, his entire team is new to him Howe knows out midfield needs improvement. Especially against Lampard if he's playing like 6 players in midfield or something daft, with Keane pushing up too.

No idea what you even mean with that like. I just think our midfield is terrible and replacing Shelvey with a Brazilian international who every footballing pundit seems to wank over is a good idea.

Is the gravity different in France in summat?

He's been prepping for months and our midfield is still shite like

In all seriousness unless he's knackered and cannot last the full 90 that is poor going like. We've looked absolutely appalling in midfield.