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Don't think anyone has said different? I don't think there was a single Newcastle fan who thought Mo Diame had any chance of turning his form around, it's just makes his transformation funnier looking back at how universally hated he was. Shelvey is different, anyone who wrote him off was mental imo. He's far too good on the ball.

I do like Peter Crouch

It's not often I actually hate our players, but I absolutely fucking hated him about half a year ago Now he's almost unarguably our best player, probably has another 2 or 3 seasons in him too.

Completely forgot about the Ameobi tattoo craic

If he's genuinely improved during this loan spell then I think Rafa will give him a second chance like. We've seen with Gayle how little goals down there can mean though. I would love to see him strutting across St James' Park flexing his biceps like.

He's deserving of a Vinny Paz style Hollywood biopic like.

What's happened to Drinkwater and the England squad anyway? I asked before but got blanked. I thought he'd be a shoe in.

Agendas? He's legitimately playing very well now but we've always been a better side with him. Similar with Shelvey, people were saying he was shite. Not just that he wasn't playing well, but that he was actually a poor Premiership player which he's shown in previous seasons that he isn't when he isn't fucking his career up. It's not like it's a massive surprise he's now playing well.

I was beginning to forget what a Premiership striker looked like.

Diame's pretty much peak Tiote on stilts.

Perez being involved in all of our goals will never not be hilarious like.

Great goal like, we have FootSoldier to thank for our upturn in form.

Remember Alan Pardew's Palace documentary?

Oliver did great throughout the situation like.

Nothing like a foamin’ Italian.

It's a stone wall penalty like

If this is your own work then fair play. aye

Salah It’s ridiculous like. Would marry Salah if he claims a goal he was 40 yards from. Just turns around in the middle of the pitch and starts wildly celebrating before putting an appeal in.

they’re really odd

Maguire looks like he wears stained grey trackeys and spends the nights eating crisps in front of his cathode ray TV.

Aye I wouldn't accept £7m for him like.

Why've they used some random image of children?

Be canny funny if they said no and banned him for 3 games.

Murphy proper blanks him

Everyone turned and looked at Dummett after it went in like, there's no reality where he should have been beaten in the air by Okazaki. I'm not sure he knew he was there.