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It's canny weird like. Obviously he wants to try and beat Salah for top scorer like but not at the expense of being a bit of a cunt to a teammate.

It's hard to tell like, watching on MOTD I thought he clipped Mahrez's foot before he fell and then potentially his knee when he was coming down. Either way the biggest decision of the night went against us before any of this so fuck it.

Also why is Salah not being on the dole in any way relevant to the context of the song? He could have said literally anything there and it would have made the same amount of sense.

"Areet lads I've just got off the phone with Amanda." How was this thread going to go any other way ffs Given his posting history and the way he portrays himself on here it was canny improbable everyone was just going to be like "ah nice one mate, how did it go?" He's probably telling the truth which makes it even more ridiculous, again given the image he himself paints on here - I assume a lot of the time because he finds it funny. He's probably a down to earth lad iirl. The thread's been Branko'd now and it's just gotten weird

Threads gone

Googled this with quotations to see where it was from and the first link (to a twitter account) is basically the lass you That's because that's my insane ex-girlfriend. Also, the world's biggest craic thief (although tbf, I did nick it from Kenny Sr in Phoenix Nights) fucking hell creased, sorry mate.

We need to complete the song now like: My teas stone cold I'm wondering why I can't heat it up at all The bodies building under my patio And Stavely will join 'em all And only when she does will it be OK Pour the postcrete fence to wall They control me, the voices in my head, in my head.

After seeing it on MOTD it looks like he clips Mahrez' foot before he goes down, not a lot of contact but as far I'm aware that's still a penalty like especially with the pace they were both going.

i still double take every time Chris Smalling speaks.

Googled this with quotations to see where it was from and the first link (to a twitter account) is basically the lass you

I'm taking 6/4 odds on Stifler having sent her a dick pic.

Don't talk yourself down man.

Imagine if Stifler, of all people, was the hero who saved our club

I don't think it's doubled because of what he's done, but if it has or gets anywhere near then I think it'll be because of the change in the market and just assumed that that's a big reason for people thinking he'll go for over £20m if he goes. I'd say his name being on people's lips will be a bigger reason than any market chance mind. Nowhere near £30m like but I think we'll get back more than we paid. I'd guess at like £17-18m.

We bought Mitrovic as a young promising 20 year old striker for £13m, I'm legitimately stunned people now believe his value has more than doubled.

£30m for Mitrovic howay man.

Hopefully he gets an amicable move at the end of this season when we're on a high. He's one of the worst strikers we've ever had but I quite like him for some reason and don't want him to stay around until he's truly despised

I'll have to see the penalty incident again like, but that was canny rash of him too even if he got out in time. Been superb recently though, really happy for him as he's always been my favourite out of the local lads we've had coming through during the tragic years.

You know things are good when Paul Dummett has a howler leading to a goal and his thread isn't bumped

I'm just glad it's no longer a sin to love the Jonjo.

5 goals or assists in his last 6 starts (the other game was 6 minutes against Liverpool). He's picked us up 8 points with them. Not bad for a player who does absolutely nothing.

Fucking horrible by Dummett that like.

England's darling Harry stitched up for both goals.

I wish we would stop giving free kicks to the likes of Gayle, Lejune and Shelvey like. I know Gayle and Shelvey have scored before fro them but still.