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He can have the back when he's a good boy.

It's all irrelevant anyway. The ones who don't like him will still bang the "It's only the championship" drum and the ones that like him will still bang the "better than Joselu" drum and neither camp will ever change their mind.

Indubitably. And he would likely have done the same for Fulham if he had signed, but then he is back to the Premier where he is average (based on this season) and will most likely be moved on, which presents the problem of finding a replacement and getting the to settle. As things have turned out, if they get promoted and sign Mitrovic on a permanent deal, they have a promising youngster already ready to go. They’d be better off just signing another striker though.

Gayle was like a goal every 85 minutes or so before his injuries, whatever Mitro gets it’ll be a long way off that.

Gayle is an absolut beast in the Championship like Think it a bit of a stretch for Mitrovic to do the same, he (Gayle) would have comfortably broken the Championship record if he stayed fit.

We were mainly scoring from set pieces which teams cottoned onto, Lascelles won 2 games in a row iirc. Scored 1 since then I think. Ritchie had like 4 or 5 assists.

someone pull up KI's post about strangling him and watching the life drain from his face EDIT: Was about some poor random lass on facebook, must have been re-used about Pardew.

I think the worst thing I ever said about Pardew was that if I had a time machine I'd go back to when he was a child and shoot his mam in front of him.

I once told a Pardew fan I'd murder him :lol: pretty sure we all said things we're not proud of back then, it was absolute anarchy.

I missed that.

The Great Pardew Civil War of N-O Good times

Taking the post in isolation it’s bang on like, we were fucking terrible. Defensively ok for the most part but utter shite on the ball.

Aye, sang about stealing stereos as well. Embarrassing. It makes even less sense when you consider the north east has the highest unemployment rate in the country. it’s fucking backwards

Pretty much. It's annoying how shite we are but we already know we're shite. Away to Liverpool we really need them to have an off day to do much of note. They did, I reckon. And because of us up until 1-0. It just goes to show the difference that quality players in a team not playing well makes because Salah and Mané were pretty anonymous aside from when it mattered. Defensively they gave us nothing like, they were sloppy at times in the 2nd half I thought but they were pretty comfortable all game. In comparison Man Utd pretty much let Shelvey and Diame dominate the midfield when it mattered, that wouldn't happen every game, but we actually looked really good all over the pitch despite not having much of the ball. Thought today was a lot like the first Man City game, only without the resurgence and chance of a comeback as they grabbed the 2nd.

Pretty much. It's annoying how shite we are but we already know we're shite. Away to Liverpool we really need them to have an off day to do much of note.

Baking myself a rice cooker panettone in celebration.

Lascelles also could have had a 2 game ban for trying to win a pointless penalty

We look good and like we can have a go when we’re playing sides much closer to our level. We’ve looked consistently shite going forward give or take the odd 5 minute spell against any half decent side. We’re absolutely shite.

Ref done us a massive favour like

Does Klopp have a secret key of gear that he sniffs right before the camera swings towards him?

NBC colour commentator is absolutely obsessed with temperature.

Pretty much this, aye.

If in doubt, randomly hoof a freekick out for a goalkick.

Ah well. Was fucking annoying how shite we were on the ball for a solid 5 minutes before that goal like, just constantly giving Liverpool the ball back despite then being sloppy themselves. Games like this are just depressing to watch.

That was fantastic by Merino like.