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Their fans cannot even Sieg Heil properly.

Both were awful misses. It happens, but 2 in 1 game is a pisser. We did get lucky with a penalty shout though (maybe 2, I missed the 2nd).

Nope. Came on for Kenedy. And should have scored? Didn’t have any chances, he pit the ball in for Shelvey’s miss. It was the right decision but he maybe could have put it in a tad earlier.

We do this all the time, just completely crumble and randomly let the opposition create about 40 chances in the last 15.

Absolutely disgusting

Trying to take the piss when you’re that fat.

Think the terms of his new contract specified that we pay him with the extracted soul of Cafu.

Now Boro down to 10.

Pirl Dummett

Shelvey got a lot of (probably deserved) criticism earlier in the season but he's been brilliant recently like, hopefully he keeps it up.

I’d watch I’m a celeb if Shearer was on it like.

It doesn’t matter what it looks like to the naked eye, you’ve eaten half a chicken, mate.

DJ got absolutely rinsed by a bunch of Serbs at some party or something and obviously hasn't emotionally recovered.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/5641745/villarreal-ruben-semedo-mans-fingers-home-raid/ EDIT: Someone can paste that up for others if they don't want to click the sun link, I would but I cannot be arsed.

:lol:

Got the One Show on in the background and they're talking about the new Mo Salah song as if it's Liverpool fans crossing racial boundaries It's a daft little pisstake song like any other daft little pisstake song, any other club and they'd be twisting on about how racist it is.

Think his best moment for us was winding the Stoke fans up at the Brit.

He got stick for backing off but him being absolutely awful on the ball was definitely the biggest criticism like. That's why the Benfica pass is legendary. The combination of him and Williamson was seen as a massive issue back then.

Roses are red Manchester is blue Actually it’s not It’s many colours as it’s a city but probably more grey/green/brown

Rafa definitely reads this board.

Not a good day to be a relentless Paully D hater like.

Every replacement at LB was noticeably awful other than 1 or 2 decent appearances by Manquillo accompanied by absolutely terrible ones.

I'll always remember his performance at Stamford Bridge when he almost fooled be into believing he was a young Phil Neville.

In the case of Pardew and his ilk i’m near 100% certain it’s because he himself would prefer a trip to the beach rather than spend more time in the pissing rain.