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Clark pulls attackers shirts all the time. I know the penalty seemed harsh but he's been asking for it all season.

FWIW I do think McClaren's squad was almost as bad, there really isn't much in it. The poor cunt had a midfield of Jack Colback and Vurnon Anita for half a season. He shouldn't have been given the job and personally I was happy to fuck him off at any point in the hope of us getting a proper manager in, regardless of how well he was doing. But aye, maybe he was 'hard done too', any manager is after half a season really. He also just looked completely defeated, the contrast with Rafa when we're on a shit run is huge.

For some context, Mohamed Diame is our best player.

It's like when West Brom scorrreeeee but Pardew's the mannnnager Nar? I'll fuck off them.

https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?board=39.0 I think we need to update the forum rules.

That is truly thick as fuck like (from Mitrovic).

You aren’t being harsh, don’t mistake shite patter for being brutal or anything like You’re fabricating arguments because you have nowt, it’s pointless.

You're straw-manning the fuck out of this to make an argument like, there's no love in and nobody is saying Mitrovic isn't appalling infront of goal. You're just talking relentless shite. Mitrovic was shite all in all in his first season, he shouldn't have been our main striker and his lack of cutting edge cost us points. He still looked better than Joselu.

Spot on, incredible that anyone tries to dispute it. But we got relegated. With Mitro as our main striker. Incredible anyone tries to dispute that. Not a single person on planet earth has ever or will ever dispute that. What in the green fuck are you going onabout? We've persisted with Joselu for most of the season and he's been dreadful, he hasn't improved from his early season form and has never looked like improving - his record has never shown any signs of being any better than this either. It's fair enough to think that had Mitrovic been played instead he would have likely scored more and won us more points. It's like banking on a burnt McDonalds burger tasting better than mound of cow shite.

Mitrovic is quite comfortably a better striker than Joselu like, we've seen that with our own eyes. He wasn't good enough, Joselu is just genuinely fucking awful. It sounds like it's his own fault but if we get relegated I think it's fair to say not playing him at all in favour of Joselu was a ridiculous call.

Ben Arfa obviously was good enough though as he was comfortably our best player on the pitch

"Parjew"

It's a positive sign that you've signed a true Brazilian tbh.

He looks really composed, Murphy is similar like that since he's found his feet. In comparison to Atsu who just sort of flies in any given direction hoping he ends up somewhere positive, if he slows down to think we may as well give the ball back to Darlow.

He plays like that all the time imo, then puts in a great performance which has you wondering what the fuck his craic is.

Slimani signed?

Hmm. His record is bad but Joselu takes it to a whole new level. 2 goals in 18 starts and missing a penalty, he's tragic. His headers go nowhere too.

Other than the opening of the season when he was clearly unfit Gayle has never been anywhere near as bad as Joselu.

Another absolutely pathetic finish to a game. Getting a bit sick of us completely folding and letting the opposition create an infinite number of opportunities in the final 10-15 minutes of games like.

Thank you Joselu x

Anyone got Shola’sbelta against City? Sometimes the man was just destined to score.

We’re not going to have one of THOSE 15 minutes are we?

Bringing on Vokes fo go full on punt.

He is Davies like

Murphy fucking finally