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It'a the ultimate Mike Ashley power play. After turning down the offer he'll have belted Goodbye Horses out his speakers and done a Buffalo Bill in the mirror.

Think there’s a chance this could come to blows

We all dream of a team of loans

I hope she uses the word ‘cunt’ repeatedly throughout this interview.

How about you save the NYPD some paperwork and shoot me yourself.

Fucking kill iz

gunna guess not like

Should be a jailable offence

The alternatives are just as likely to go on bad runs too so I'm not sure what we do. I'd stick with Gayle but I think Joselu will start next game.

Wot. Thanks for that f***ing outstanding contribution Kanj. A couple of headers that were by no means bankers and a strike from about 16 yards on his left foot whilst being covered by a defender. You would hope he'd put one of them away and we need a new striker who 9 times out of 10 would but people are cracking on like they were everytime Cisse dared to not burry a chance. I don’t agree with you man. I feel like You’re making excuses for our #9. I’m sorry the second chance was on a plate with the entire left side of Fabianski open and he heads across goal 2-3 yards wide. He’s then offside on a corner, with 0 awareness to get back on and wasted that chance. That first header, by the way, basically ayew had the same chance and gets it on goal and scored he rebound on us. Our striker hits that horribly wide. Sorry if my Wot winded you up but I was shocked by what you said. That’s all. I'm maybe making excuses a bit but I know we need a new striker. Ayew got his shot on target and Joselu finished off his chance brilliantly, good on them, but they don't do that every single time so it isn't really a fair comparison.

They should have had a penalty and us down to ten men, and had one cleared off the line in the dying moments like. Overall a draw was fair. But yeah, we probably should have been clear before all that. Missed the red card call, what happened?

Wot. Thanks for that fucking outstanding contribution Kanj. A couple of headers that were by no means bankers and a strike from about 16 yards on his left foot whilst being covered by a defender. You would hope he'd put one of them away and we need a new striker who 9 times out of 10 would but people are cracking on like they were everytime Cisse dared to not burry a chance.

I thought Diame along with maybe Perez were our best players tbh Aye. Diame was decent again. He should have went off for Merino like imo.

Gayle's chances are no where near as good as is being made out like He probably should have scored, aye. It's boring as fuck when this happens with a forward. Basically every time he misses a chance the pitchforks are out.

Ridiculous finish

I still dream of penalties.

Fucking hell, you'd think we were blessed to have the great Alfie Mawson on the SJP turf. Cunts haven't shut up about him.

I must have missed these trademark Paul Dummett long throws like.

Shelvey cashing his run for the game chip in early.

The most Scottish name ever

Diame's feet are like bouncy balls with a magnetic core.

Merino has only started once in a month like, I don't think his form stood out as being any worse than anyone elses before then. He played well against Everton imo but everyone was basically shite before that. Diame deserves to keep his place though.

I wonder why Merino has been on the bench lately?

Fucking hell, that’s a disgusting read now like.

Absolutely fucking brutal.