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Carver putting HBA on the right, he understands.

Tiote and Dummett taking our direct free-kicks Just put Ben Arfa on the pitch for God's sake.

Those possession percentage stats man Like Barcelona on ketamine.

Moussa in beast mode there

Carver greenying on the touchline

Cameron Jerome running towards your goal with the ball is one the greatest feelings in football to be honest.

Sublime from Tiote, get him in the final 3rd more often.

Nice from the Gouff there.

Pardew's work on the training ground this past week showing there. Thank you Alan.

http://theoriginalwinger.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ben-arfas-goal.jpg He's a winger who's job it is to get at his fullback, and he's capable of doing it against most fullbacks on his day. To suggest he's a flat-track bully because his 2 best goals have been scored against Premiership opposition outside of the top 4 is just strange.

If the player himself cannot judge it's going wide to have made such a daft decision you cannot expect the referee too. The rest of it is just a farce though.

Is it sad that I hope this is a genuine revelation from Pardew, and that before this week we'd never really focused on "creating more chances and moving more in the final third"?

Are we suggesting that players shouting at each other is a sign of mistrust?

I'd stick Gouffran up for a few like, he probably deserves a shot up front. I'm not a massive fan of him like, certainly don't want him as anything other than back-up but instead he's playing every game on the fucking wing.

"he has to gain the trust of not just me, but of our players and our fans" The man who said this nutted a player live on TV.

All clubs get rid of statues of their legends from outside of their club. Look at Fulham.

Getting HBA signed up to a permanent contract was supposedly one of the first things Pardew did when he became manager. Strange thing to do if he had doubts about him. He probably thought his "bit of magic" would be enough to mask the fact that he hasn't got a clue how to use a player like him. It probably would be if he'd let him have a decent run in the side.

You're on the cusp of wanting him to do what he wants, I think. Not really sure where I'm going with this tbh

That I want Ashley to do whatever he wants? You appear to have highlighted "want" and have neglected "almost" You're a rascal, Ian.

Really? You someone stating pretty much that exact opinion every other week, Ian.

Bayern 1/2 at Old Trafford seems aaaaal reet.

Tbf to Pardew he did want Lallana. Carr said no, the fucking crumpet.

Just Slim and his brand of wacky internet contrarian humour, I thought it had gotten a bit stale back in 2002 but here he is proving me wrong.