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But aye, he 'completely outmaneuvered' Tony Pulis in that game so fair play to him. He isn't completely inept as a manager and it would be daft to suggest he is.

Few weeks ago against Palace. Not many teams have managed to do that to them but we did. Palace ffs. Big deal one of the worst sides in the league. See just brushed off because it's only Palace Even though no other team has done that to them, it's still only Palace. So that's one of the smaller clubs he's beat and he can't win, then he beats Chelsea and still doesn't win the praise. Opposite ends of the scale, same result for him. Fulham battered them by 3 goals on their home turf too, Brett. So you're lying again.

Jesus. How many times has Poyet outwitted him these years? Poyet "completely outmaneuvered" Manuel Pellegrini the other week too, and Jose. So he can add that to his coveted Pardew scalp. Bloke must be a fucking wizard.

Jesus.

you're doing that annoying thing again Brett where you tell people what their opinions are/were despite it being entirely false.

"Despite being second bottom of the long ball league" That's killed me that like, Pardew's crowning achievement.

Pretty damn true, but you'll get hammered to fuck for it on here. Despite being second bottom of the long ball league we play hoofball doncha know. We don't play "hoofball"; nobody suggests we play "hoofball"

Does Campbell look like he's going to score or not?

Pardew would love managing the Everton squad tbh. Leon Osman, Gareth Barry and Steven Pienaar are pretty much his wet dream.

Very few managers would be starting Shola Ameobi ahead of Ben Arfa, I know that. Pardew is anit-football. I don't think anyone is demanding total football, just football in some form.

Well that's Ben Arfa never playing again.

SeeWilly

Please just stop passing the ball to Tiote, I don't think I can handle this any more.

I would just think it was someone saying hello to Dara O'briain.

That would have destroyed his pass/touch ratio for this game too, and for what? To hit the post? Bench the lad.

Selfish cunt should have squared it. Should have layed it back to Tiote on the half way line long before taking the shot on.

I'm always surprised at how mingin Mick Lowes is. Pretty much defines "a face fit for radio", it's a pity his craic doesn't.

Bollocks was he average all the time, he had some very good performances. You could count them on one hand. He was a winger who did his best work in the centre of the park, but when we played him there games passed him by. I don't know how we could accommodate him, particularly now we've got Anita and Sissoko on top of Cabaye and Tiote. You can count the games that passed him by on one hand too, he never played.

"Teeotee" man, he's obviously doing it on purpose the fucking mug.

Cannot stop laughing at this photo :lol: height=550https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcgU1VAIIAALtVm.jpg[/img] Fucking hell man, I'll be using that.

"smell ya fatha" :lol:

It depends on the context really. Did Lallana come out during his time with the England squad?

He made a conscious effort to trip over a player to avoid him from taking a free shot at goal after he'd been rounded. Even if you disagree with that you cannot deny that players trip/pull back other players every week to avoid them from advancing into a goalscoring position. Tiote is one of the worst offenders in the league for it. In any case my main point is that it was a proffessional foul that happened 15 years ago. I'm struggling to genuinely believe any rational thinking man thinks he's an "absolute fucking disgrace."

Howay then Dinho. How is it wildly different to Tim Krul tripping a player over once he's been rounded? Because he didn't run 40 yards to do so? There are far better examples I could have used like, but considering this conversation has already likened Solskjaer's foul to Luis Suarez running around the pitch shanking people I think I'm safe. It was a twattish thing to do, and something that 15 years ago would have highly annoyed me if I wasn't 8 at the time.

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