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Like what exactly? People are discussing our first goal in the thread of the match it happened in.

That's a wind up surely? Jonas' fault man, Christ. Perch didn't even make an attempt once the ball was hit and clearly not going under him, either out of stupidity or cowardice. He literally stood still. You could make an argument that even if he did jump he still wouldn't have had time to get anything on it, but he didn't even try, it was embarrassing.

Perch better than Tiote yesterday :lol: Tiote came on and instantly looked 10x the player, it's ridiculous he didn't start.

Ronaldinho in the Champions League a few years back. EDIT: EDIT: Nope.

He's just some guy on Facebook who draws weird pictures mate, it was just really unique (albeit weird) pieces of memorabilia to start out and his images getting posted aroun Facebook, Twitter and message boards have spread his name about. Here's his website http://picturesthatigoneanddone.bigcartel.com/ And an example: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fecoRKEZ1rp3ukfo1_500.jpg

Aye, I'm guessing that's the plan with the requests business, but I would think there would be a tidy profit to be made if it catches on with other clubs, there's nothing else like it about as far as I can tell and it would make a cracking piece of art for any fan associated with that era. Chris (Simpsons Artist) is a good example/model to follow I'd imagine.

Genuinely brilliant mate Really hope it takes off for you! P.s love the little slide on the Ben Arfa v Bolton one

As much as I like the guy he was telegraphed all day long tonight, he needs to learn to read defenders in the same way they can read him. He had 2 players on him every time he went forward but you could see him gradually slowing down looking for a way in side every time, he needs to just stick his head down and pelt towards the line sometimes.

Dropping Coloccini over Taylor, seriously. Ner. We need to put an end to this patter like.

You've been a massive Pardew supporter too to be fair, 'naldo. Not that I don't think Taylor has played well like, he's just not on the same level as Coloccini.

I hope that's true

No one has said he was good today so yous can stop taliking shit if yous don't mind.

Ridiculous. Long reminds me of Bellamy plenty, a terror to teams even If he doesn't score. Benteke is a no brainer. He's a target man ffs of course his build play is better than Cisse's. Good in the air, holds it up well, works the channels, comes short. Come on. You can launch the ball long at the other 3 and there's half a chance they could do something. Dzeko build up is nowhere comparable to Cisse man. Giroud too, he's very much a team player. Lukaku I haven't seen loads of. Forgot about Berbatov. Long reminds me more of someone like Andy Johnson like, but whatever, liken him to Bellamy if it makes the argument sound better. Being a target man doesn't exactly mean "mint build up play" either like, what about if the play starts on the half way line as opposed to the oppositions box? Or infact if the football is just on the floor? You seem to have it in you're mind that Cisse is some kind of poacher and you're completely wrong, he played out on the wing for a large portion of the season and although he clearly isn't a winger he was more than capable linking up play.

I'm saying he could have hit the target by cushioning it towards the centre of the goal instead of trying to loop it to the back post, he wouldn't have scored as Lloris would have easily caught it but he would have been tested. Penalties don't really work in this context as you're 12 yards from goal with a dead ball, if you don't test the keeper you're a bellend.

Am I being numb here Neesy or do you mean speculative?

Yeah I've said it before but I don't think he's "lost a yard of pace", he's never fucking had it.

"speculate doctors" :lol:

He does yeah, but I don't think that would make a difference, he had massive competition in Ba earlier in the season for a start, so much so that he actually lost his place

it was a great ball from Coloccini but it still had a bit too much pace and hight on it for Cisse to fully put his head through it. Most strikers in the league would have struggle to net that.

That was a difficult header to pull off, it wasn't easy at all if he did score it we would all being raving how fantastic a header it was. Fine margins..... A ball was put in, he was completely on his own and he headed it yards wide. It was absolutely shocking Not saying he definitely should have scored it but he definitely should have got it on target at least, he was nowhere near. It was nowhere near as easy as you are making it out to be. To get that on target? Sorry but he was in between the posts, on his own and the ball wasn't exactly Robert'd at him. Very poor miss. I don't understand this at all man, "as long as you test the keeper". He probably could have got it on target if he wanted, it would have been pointless in it wasn't looped over to the back post though which is what he tried and failed to do.

Long and Benteke have better build up play? Fucking pack it in man. Dzecko, Giroud, Lukaku are highly debatable too.

Demba Ba could at least legitimately claim he was played out of position for that half a season, not just a couple of matches. I don't know what's offensive about likening Cisse to Defoe or Bent either. You'd think Papiss was Messi reincarnated based on some of the reactions on here tonight FFS But what about the chances he was missing?

Defoe's averaged something like 1 every 2.5 games for the last 12 years. It's hardly just a half-decent season out of the ordinary ffs. He scored 18 goals one season, his highest tally in those great 12 years after that is 13, which he also managed once. He's a good striker granted.

Demba Ba had a Cisse half year too and then turned into one of the best strikers in the league again this year. Form is temporary and all that jazz, mentioning Cisse in the same breath as either Defoe or Bent is offensive, I'm sorry. He's had a bad half a year man, along with everyone else.

Bent is a great goalscorer, I can accept that. Defoe though? He's having a half decent season, he's never looked anywhere even remotely capable of pulling off some of the shit Cisse was last year. His career is also filled with seasons like Cisse is having now.