Do you live alone by any chance?
What the f*** is that? You didn't celebrate two injury time goals that made us win a game of football 4-3 simply because you were not happy that we were not already winning.
Can't stop laughing at "Didn't even celebrate". I just picture you sat there on your settee with your arms folded, "nah, nah. no way. We weren't great for a portion of the game so I can't accept this as a victory".
Lip out, shaking his head, the lot.