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Fucken Geordie Nation man! Shoot me now!

I'm not watching tonight. Check score at full time and that'll be it.

That fucken miss man!!!

Cracking signing!

That vine sends shivers down my spine it's so bad.

Let them think that. everyone is going to be up for it this weekend. Just hope the players don't decide to not bother again. It would be typical of us.

And we all hate cockneys like Chris Hughton, Rob Lee, Les Ferdinand and Supermac.

2-0 down away to Liverpool with our away record, to then come back and draw 2-2. Rafa lad!

Put some cracking balls in these last 2 games!

Nonces!

But what about the "magedia"?

We'll probably win to give us hope again. Then lose the next 2 to kick us back down.

I agree with the playing him and Mitro together. We need to score more goals if we are to stand any chance of staying up.

Spot on. Even if he did stay on, it would only be a matter of time before Ashley/Charnley/Carr pissed him off, a la Keegan.

He's been watching Krul too much...

Not dropping Lascelles for Taylor would've been a start. Not really sure why Lascelles was dropped. Especially for The Idiot.

The media will be all over their southern darling won't they? God help us...

Tonight he'll be thinking - "Why the fuck did I come here? I knew they were shite but not this shite!"

"But he spent £80M, it's not his fault"

Although this is still funny, you can guarantee that when we go down and Palace stay up, the media and all fans of other clubs will be saying "Aye, you's should have stuck with Pardew, he'd have kept you's up blah blah blah..."

We've got nee chance. We're doon.

Alcohol going to be needed for this game...

Saying? said hes now had a handful of games and its about time he showed some results, nothing better than carver or McClaren yet. An obvious mackem knob.

Funny club Sunderland you have sex with a fifteen year old and you can keep on playing but don't pay your agents fees and your sacked on the spot !!!!!!

This pretty much sums it up.